Alright, I don't wish to annoy you, but this popped in my head at work and I have to just say it to someone. Hear me out. Somehow the weekly hermitcraft server meeting devolves into everyone answering a cosmogirl quiz to find out what kind of guy/girl is right for them. Think awful teen girl magazine questions that mean nothing, and the hermits taking it dead seriously to the point teams are forming based on which answer they got.
Oh my god this is absolutely glorious. The possibilities are endless:
Doc and Bdubs keep matching each other perfectly and they’re furious about it. They bicker like an old married couple, no one is surprised
On the flip side, Grian is faking answers to try and get similar to Mumbo because he’s a simp, but he keeps messing it up and getting the exact opposite results
There’s an entire team of Hermits whose match was the smart, polite, team leader-type and they realize that it’s basically Xisuma and lose their minds. Xisuma gets all the bitches confirmed
Cleo and Joe spend the whole time roasting the hell out of the stupid quiz because it’s just “generic, heteronormative bullshit” but then the quiz gives them scary accurate and no ones joking anymore
False: *gets matched with a personality similar to any other male hermit*
That hermit: *looks in her direction*
False, whipping out her sword: i can and will stab you
Mumbo, Stress, and Ren all get the same results, and it’s a personality very similar to Iskall. They then spend the entire meeting (jokingly) fighting over who is his ideal match amongst them
And H, please don’t apologize. You’re the best and I absolutely adore when you send asks ❤️