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A flash of red and grey. Not again. Another night, another venture through these twisted paths of life and death. What had happened this time? Had he fallen off the roof again? Had he found himself struck in the back of the head? It didn’t matter. He’d wake up soon enough and he’d figure it out… however.

“It had been original, once upon a time. Long before writers and singers made it look like something...romantic."

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Gives nose/forehead kisses: Gemina gives nose, Memnoch gives forehead

Gets jealous the most: Gemina, but rarely

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: They both just walk

Takes care of on sick days: Memnoch 

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Gemina

Gives unprompted massages: Gemina

Drives/rides shotgun: Memnoch has to drive. Gemina doesn’t know how.

Brings the other lunch at work: Gemina brings food

Has the better parental relationship: Gemina

Tries to start role-playing in bed: Gemina 

Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Both

Still cries watching Titanic: Gemina

Firmly believes in couples costumes: Gemina

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: Memnoch

Makes the other eat breakfast: Memnoch

Remembers anniversaries: Gemina

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How likely they are to enter a relationship with them:

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

Would they…

Make the first move? Yes | No Say “I love you” first? Yes | No Cheat on them? Yes | No | Maybe Be the jealous type? Yes | No Plan the dates? Yes | No Initiate the first kiss? Yes | No Remember anniversaries? Yes | No

BOLD WHAT APPLIES:

Their Relationship Is:

friends to lovers | rivals to lovers | enemies to lovers | still just enemies | mutual pining | star crossed lovers | old married couple | perpetual honeymoon phase | stable and boring | stable but not boring | secret lovers | best friends hiding their feelings | and they were roommates | friends with benefits | coworkers avoiding HR | one-sided affection | weird sexual tension | it’s complicated | toxic relationship | a secret affair | an actual dumpster fire | other

PUBLIC Displays of Affection:

hand holding | kiss on the hand | kiss on the cheek | kiss on the forehead | kiss on the lips |  cuddling | hugging | affectionate messages or comments | pet names | pictures together | no displays of affection

PRIVATE Displays of Affection:

hand holding | kiss on the hand | kiss on the cheek | kiss on the forehead | kiss on the lips |  cuddling | hugging | affectionate messages or comments | pet names | pictures together | no displays of affection

Do they stay together?

yes, this is endgame | yes but someone is gonna die tragically | something is keeping them apart | they part ways as friends | they part ways as enemies | they’re on-again-off-again | they have a super messy breakup | it was just a fling | other

BONUS

What terrible pet names would they give each other?

Solnishko (”Sun”)

D'yavol (”Devil”)

The inside of the building was teeming with life as music played out across the main floor; soft brass and women’s giggles muffled only by the opulent tapestry’s that hung on near every wall. Men sat with their legs splayed with women perched on their knees, each of them vying for the attention of whoever had the deepest pockets. It was all enough to drown out the rain that pelted the city streets, leaving onto the vibrations of thunder as a reminder of the raging storm outside.

Gemina watched with silver eyes over her establishment. Despite it all she cared for her girls, cared for their safety and their lives, and heaven help a hand that moved to far astray. She leaned on the railing of the upper floor, a wine glass dangling from delicate fingers, preparing to resign herself to her room for the night. It seemed that none of her normal clientele would be coming, not seeing it worth the time to waste her energy on men of such little use. Besides, everyone seemed well behaved enough, and she knew she would hear the screaming were she needed to punish a man who became just a bit to brave.

Just as she turned away she heard the door open and she didn’t spare it a second glance until their scent managed to drift up the stairs. It captivated her suddenly, seemingly penetrating her senses and making a shiver travel down her spine. Almost as if compelled to the vampire turned to see a finely dressed man speaking with one of the other prostitutes at the bottom of the stares.