Todays rip: 10/10/2023
Kermit in the Ocean
Season 5 Featured on: Legends of the Western Sunset ~ The SiIvaGunner All-Star Summer Festival 2021 Collection
Ripped by MaxTrax
So...it's Ten-out-of-ten day, huh?
See, I thought of this bit, like a week or two ago, about having today be dedicated to a TRULY perfect rip, in commemoration of the date. But that obviously landed me in a bit of a dilemma...what IS a perfect rip? Can I even label just one SiIvaGunner rip as perfect without having that assessment be persuaded by my subjective feelings? Whichever rip I pick, will it not be criticized for its imperfections? One could say I was in a bit of a mental freeze...and just like that, it hit me. The one rip on SiIvaGunner that we can all agree upon is perfect. Kermit in the Ocean.
MaxTrax released this legend of a rip with a rather small backlog of prior-made rips, many of which released during Season 1. And while Season 1 was generally filled with a lot of repetitious content, it was simultaneously one of the most experimental times in SiIva's life, which brought us MaxTrax's first masterpiece - Main Theme - Yoda Stories. The rip features a somewhat-off-model Yoda hand puppet miming out performances of several mainstay SiIva jokes, all completely unedited in audio. I still have memories of seeing the rip premiere and being just as flabbergasted as everyone else - it was really just four minutes of watching a Yoda puppet make funny faces to the memes we all loved, and that alone made the rip strangely alluring. Akin to Sex - Steve Harvey, it was as if we'd been given a peek into just how stupid SiIvaGunner could get - it was a complete subversion of everything the channel stood for, yet it remained hilarious althesame.
Five years later in Season 5, we'd receive its spiritual successor - Kermit in the Ocean. I already discussed Astronaut in the Ocean in-depth on my post on Aquarium in the Ocean - the meme that rose to infamy during Season 5, only to gradually becoming accepted by the fanbase as the lesser, more chill of two evils. By the time this rip was uploaded, we had already begun coming to terms with the astronaut's permanent stay - and Kermit in the Ocean felt like the cherry on top to make that official. The rip covers Rainbow Connections, a song from The Muppets Movie sang by Kermit, with all the lyrics replaced to be those from Astronaut in the Ocean,. Althewhile, the singer sounds like he's having the absolute time of his life, and the off-model Kermit muppet accompanying it all looks as if its ready to shrivel up and die at any time. Its such a leap forward compared to Main Theme - Yoda Stories - the hysterical visual editing, the always present muppet and vocals, and of course the tonal dissonance between Astronaut in the Ocean's lyrical genius and the emotional resonance of Rainbow Connections.
It is, sincerely, a rip that lands on every front - perfect in every way it aims to be and one of the biggest laughs I've ever had in the channel's life. Season 5 felt like it was all about these celebrations, and I'm so happy to see MaxTrax finally achieve his magnum opus rip after five years time.












