#maximumanxiety

Cute guy: Hi!

Me: Why hello! -not what I really said but you get the gist-

Cute guy: I’m from Saudi Arabia want to have lunch this weekend?

Me: .....Uh. Um....well... -need an excuse as I am not so confident in my looks- I am actually busy this weekend with...moving rooms. Yeah, moving rooms. How about next weekend? -so I can get better clothes, look as pretty as I can, and find a way of not looking like a beach whale-

Cute guy: Sure! Well I’m going to the gym with some friends it was nice talking and getting to know you.

Me: Nice getting to know you too!