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Atlanta 'Keep Swinging' City Connects. The entire uniform--colors, design, details-- is inspired by or related to Hank Aaron and the 1974 Braves team that Aaron played for when he hit his record-breaking 715th home run.

I don't hate these. I like the idea of bringing back the 70s-style contrast shoulder yokes. I like color blocking on both the hats and the jerseys. I like that they retained a stylistic referent to the shoulder feathers of that mid-70s Braves uniform but made the design about Hank Aaron's batting crown instead. I like that their ideas about pumping this up and making it more fun didn't involve too much unnecessary frippery but instead seems to have mostly focused on making the blue brighter.

But I think Atlanta might have misunderstood the assignment?

Honoring Hank Aaron and his accomplishments via uniform tribute is cool. I know that he is definitely associated with Atlanta. But he was... a singular human man? And City Connect uniforms are supposed to be about... connecting... to the city?

Verdict: Hank Aaron is now a synecdoche for the entire city of Atlanta.

Washington 2022 'In Bloom' City Connects. I had a couple quibbles but for the most part these fucking ruled. Gray and pink as primary uniform colors had never been done before in MLB. I love that they went for it. I love that they used a pale pink instead of a magenta or hot pink. In a lot of ways these uniforms are the polar opposite of all the teams who seem to think that 'cool and popular with the kids' means loud colors and gradients.

It is a little bit 'we only had one idea,' but I love that they really leaned into the flowers and had them in color on the jersey, in sublimation print on the jersey, on the socks, embroidered all over the hat... and I love that they went with relatively realistic depictions of the flowers instead of more cartoony or abstracted icons.

My only real objections were the fact that I think 'WSH' is stupid (although I get it, Washington is a long word and the chest wordmark looks nicer with a compact word that lets you use bigger letters), and the white on the WSH letters looked like a different white than the pants. It wasn't always obvious but in some lighting I think you could really tell:

I'm not crazy, right? Those pants are cream? And the WSH is white? I dunno. Maybe it is just the lighting.

Verdict: Original colors, original design elements, creative and classy. If it wasn't for WSH these would be a perfect 10.

Washington 2025 'District Blueprint' City Connects. I would probably be more positive about these if they weren't such a big downgrade from their 2022 City Connects.

The blues are supposed to be "tones of American denim," which is hilarious, because of all the cities I associate with American denim, Washington DC is not even close to sniffing the list.

The pattern on the body of the jersey is a DC street map. Unfortunately it is barely legible. I love this close-up that they helpfully offered with their promo materials:

I can tell that's a map, probably, but it still barely looks like anything. And this is the clearest look you will ever get at it short of getting your hands on the actual design file with layers you can turn on and off.

The Capitol building dome in the hat logo is kinda nice, but unfortunately for the Nats, the Capitals of ice hockey fame have been rocking that vibe since like 2007 and they're doing it with a cool eagle W.

The District Blueprints are legible, they aren't embarrassing, they aren't pajamas (they are worn with white pants). But they just aren't as good as the first iteration.

Verdict: When you begin standing on the high ground, the only path left to you is down.

Miami 2021 'Sugar Kings' City Connects. This uniform is supposed to reference the Havana Sugar Kings, a Cuban minor league team from the 1940s-60s, and therefore connect the Marlins to the significant Cuban community in Miami. Makes sense.

They made a sleeve patch that references a Sugar Kings sleeve patch, which is pretty good. Sadly there is an even better Sugar Kings logo out there which they ignored.

These suffer a little bit from the Boston Marathon Red Sox City Connects issue, in that I think they make sense given the City Connects thesis statement, the design is not horrible or anything, they are bright and fun without being stupid, but I don't think the Marlins are a 'bright red as primary color' team. I just don't. The Marlins have been and can be many different colors but this particular shade of red simply is not one of them. I look at these uniforms and I think, yeah, that's a decent-looking baseball team. But I will never look at them and immediately think 'Miami Marlins'. In fact if I glance quickly at these I think they are the Phillies City Connects that Should Have Been.

Verdict: Fine, but aggressively the wrong color.

Miami 2025 'Retrowave' City Connects. This is not the most exciting image to introduce these uniforms but it's one of the clearest looks I've found at the most bonkers feature of these things: the two-tone hat/helmet brim. WHAT! You can also kind of see that the striping on the jersey is asymmetrical: it's stronger on the left and fades out to black on the right, so that it more obviously resembles speed lines. Because Miami is always in motion or whatever.

These things are nuts, but unlike the Sugar Kings unis I do genuinely think that these SCREAM Miami. The teal is a throwback to the original team color while the hot pink is supposed to represent the future or something, who knows, it doesn't matter because teal/hot pink is an incredibly Miami-themed color combo. I know it's basically their regular colors these days, but this alt dials it up a good bit.

There are gradients involved with this uniform, but they are mostly deployed well. I love the stupid fucking hot pink to teal pants stripe gradient.

This is the hat. They are very proud of the fact that they are the first MLB team to put an area code on their hat, but then they immediately backtrack and say that other area codes, like Ft. Lauderdale's 954, are also important to the team. I find this hilarious.

I am proud of them for not listening to the evil voices that were apparently telling every team in the AL to pair black pants with their black jerseys.

Verdict: It's 80s Night at the club and you're in Miami, put on the jersey. Put on the fucking jersey. Yes. Perfect. See you there.

Mets 'For all NYC' City Connects.

YOU MADE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE THE YANKEES. YOU REMOVED MOST OF THE THINGS THAT MADE YOU THE METS. YOU ARE THE NEW YORK METS AND YOU DESIGNED A UNIFORM THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE THE YANKEES!!!

And the jersey pinstripes don't even match up at the shoulder seams, which just makes the jersey look cheap.