6: which party member do they relate to the most? 

definitely lucas. jessica is a pretty down-to-earth person for her line of work, so she finds it difficult to relate to the supernaturals. now, you might say “but bee! lucas is a wizard cultist and nik is just a librarian? shouldn’t jessica relate more to the more ‘normal’ human?” and that’s an excellent point! however, consider the following:

1. biker gang / street racer solidarity, and

2. nik’s a nerd and jessica’s a jock

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

16: what are their feelings on the people who raised them? 

horace boarston iv and felicia tailpipe had expectations for their daughter that were as lofty as they were entirely at odds with one another. horace wanted an heir to his successful hog-farming business. felicia wanted a successor to the throne of ocean springs underground street racing champion. jessica, against all odds, kinda did both of those things. her parents are very proud, and respect the choices and compromises she has made. jessica loves her parents and the legacy they’ve given her, but is not at all looking forward to the day she has to tell them monsters exist. much less that they’ve possessed some of the hogs.

37: what is their favorite thing to hold? 

oh, that’s easy; there’s no place jessica boarston-tailpipe feels more at home than behind the wheel of her

2011 Chevrolet Silverado 1500

so it’s the wheel. the wheel of the truck is the thing she likes to hold

69: how would they describe their party members? 

nikolai hughes: nik’s a fuckin’ dweeb. it feels a little mean, but it’s true! no two ways about it, nik is a massive nerd. i don’t hold that against him, of course. his nerditude is the only reason any of us are still kickin’. ...what, you want me to say more? um... well nik, if you’re reading this, sorry we keep getting your house destroyed. not sorry about the nerd stuff, though. that’s just true.

ianthe: ianthe’s like a puppy, kinda. is that fair? that feels a little reductive, but like. she really tries her best, and it doesn’t usually go right, but the trying is the important thing. well, that’s how i felt about her, but there’s been somethin’ of a wrench throwin into the whole ianthe sitch. apparently she’s tryin’ to end our whole, like, plane of existence? but she doesn’t... want to?? i don’t know, man, it’s over my head. it’s like... they’re like a puppy who works for satan, i guess?

matthew midnight (REAL NAME): matt’s fucked up. like, he’s seen some shit. hell, he’s DONE some shit. it freaks the hell outta me, if i’m bein’ perfectly candid. but, like, what doesn’t, these days? oh, right, matt. whatever the hell he got up to back in the old days, he seems like a good guy now. he certainly ACTS like he’s the moral keystone of this operation, anyway. not- not to say that he’s evil, or anything... whoof. just thinkin’ about that guy tires me out.

lucas lerouge: lucas is a chill hang. i guess he has a pact with a demon now? is that part of his whole sun cult thing, or separate from it? did one replace the other? i can’t keep track of this shit. whatever. him ‘n’ me used to race together, before. y’know. monsters.

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if you insist

4. if they could learn one spell that isn’t available to them at present, which spell would it be?

there are a TON of answers to this one, but im gonna say mind blank. being able to keep someone safe from any kind of psychic manipulation is high on his list of priorities. 

17. what do they dream about, when their dreams are their own?

literally- he'd rather not try and remember. symbolically- he'd really just like to sit in one place with people he likes for like, a while. 

21. do they follow their head, their heart, or their body?

as impulsive as he is, he doesn't do what he feels is right anymore. he's gotten into a lot of trouble that way. 

51. what is the most beautiful thing in the world, for them?

a song that someone has clearly spent hours perfecting, not for the sake of performance, but because they love it. 

69. how would they describe their party members?

HA nice. i did this one before at like the beginning of strahd. things are definitely...different now. gonna do enochs perspective again because he knows them better than me :-)

asuna: chill dude. a nice reprise after everything. a little enigmatic, but who isn't these days. i hope she sticks around- i don't see our track record with water improving much. its sweet to have someone around who has a good sense of what to do. 

kse: kind of the coolest person ive ever met. doesn't crack under pressure (and we’ve been under so much pressure). more resilient than most people. i think telling her that now might raise some concern.. gonna ease into that. she should know, though. 

jaime: i wish this one wasn't so complicated, because jamie’s a good person. like, for real. i don't know when i started to think he might actually be as good a person as he seems, and i think i spent too long doubting that, and then made way too many dumbass mistakes for us to just get along. i think it'll be different now. 

than: you ever fuck up so badly that the actual fucked up part makes it impossible to see how badly you fucked up until you’ve done it like, three more times? probably not. didn't mean to screw this one up so badly, because i was kind of maybe sort of starting to like than. or whatever. we've got time to fix things once i figure out how.