#maud talks

Tim sits on dick's lap, dick kisses Tim's face all over (bc that's his little brother and he's soooooo cute!) and sure, yeah! whenever one of them gets hit by Poison Ivy's pollen they go to the other! cuddle pollen? I'm just gonna go hug my brother! sex pollen?? who else would I trust but my precious brother whom I love? and sure maybe they kiss on the mouth sometimes but that's super normal brother behavior actually!

and I just want Jason, who has recently come back into the batfam folds and is watching them and is like "whaattt the fuuuckkk"

bc sure, he didn't hang out with Dick that often but that is. That is not how Dick was with him. And he didn't have any siblings before but he had friends who had siblings and they sure didn't do those things

and now that Tim is sort of his little brother HE doesn't do those things with Tim and Tim doesn't try to do them with him

stalking cubed 👀

stalking cubed is JayDickTim and is really just a double Mobius reach around of stalking lol. Tim is stalking Dick → Dick is following Red Hood → Jason is stalking Tim

Tim is stalking Dick, keeping tabs on him after he left Gotham and frequently breaks into his apartment to clean and throw out old food. Dick just... Doesn't notice. He's in a bad way rn

Dick starts investigating Red Hood who's started poking around Bludhaven and following him on patrol, they have a few run-ins and Red Hood keeps commenting on Dick's “boyfriend” but he thinks Red Hood is just being weird and homophobic

Red Hood/Jason takes a bit longer to return to Gotham, globetrotting a bit longer. Bruce never replaced him as Robin, but there are more vigilantes that have popped up that he works for. He starts looking into Dick’s life (which is still in Bludhaven, and he never really reconciled with Bruce) and starts stalking his “boyfriend”

I have a little tiny snip below the cut but I don't really have much written for this lol

yes ofc! I always love talking about my wips lol

Unfortunate I have so little planned for this one

It's a "Jason survives Ethiopia" AU and he goes to college (a little late after taking a year+ off of school to recover) and he meets Steph in one of his lectures. They become fast friends but I haven't decided if they know the other's identity (ie. Spoiler and Ex Robin/if Jason is even doing vigilante stuff)

Steph talks a LOT about her boyfriend (Who is one Tim Drake and is Spoiler's Guy In the Chair) but fails to mention that they dated for approximately a month like 5 years ago.

Tim is in his senior year of high school, skips a lot of class and is doing his best to support Spoiler and also take over his parents company that's SHOULD be handed over to him once he turns 18 but the board is being a little sketchy.

Jason meets Tim and is like "oh no he's hot" and THEN is like "oh no that's my best friend's bf I have to be So Normal about this

and then it takes Tim and Steph SO LONG to tell Jason they're not ACTUALLY dating

(Tiny bit I speed wrote under the cut ♥)

So sometime after BruceQuest after he and Cass are both in Gotham for more than a month at a time they end up falling together and are like. The perfect beta couple. The type of couple that is so in sync with each other's thoughts and ideas and ALSO are constantly asked if they're twins.

And Jason is DOWN BAD for Tim but also he's an Alpha/Omega (idc) and Tim only dates betas and also he is already in a long term committed relationship obviously he wouldn't be interested

and then I need some shenanigans to happen where maybe he has to crash at their apartment for an extended period of time and Cass is like "lmao? you wanna fuck my mate so bad it makes you look stupid. Don't worry sweaty, ill help :)"