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Hoodies that are too big are such a great thing to have. Like, hoddies in general are awesome, but hoddies that fit tend to accentuate things. But hoodies that are too big are fantastic because (when paired with a binder) they make my chest look reletively flat. So then its a game of "are you a girl? Are you a boy? Or are you just a bastardly gremlin" and quite frankly the latter 2 options are really what im aiming for in life.
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Introduction.
Hello, I’m Matt, from Matt’s Thoughts and I will be posting daily thoughts on things I think people would like to read about. I hope you enjoy my page and have fun reading all of the things on it. But remember these are just my thought, so if you want to send me a message or something you would like me to look at, go ahead I will read it and also give that person a shout out. Have fun! Enjoy Matt’s Thoughts.
Wondering if (and kind of hoping we don't) see a preview for BGC14 tonight
This needs to be the last season of BGC. I thought the life coach would make it better, she didn't. I thought an all star season would make it better, it didn't. I just can't stand to watch the same redundant bull shit every season, so I REEEEAAALLLY hope BGC is over after "redemption"
Disney couple quiz!
Matt: Dereck and I are Aladdin and Jasmine!
Me: hahaha that's great! That's makes you a fucking street rat!! Hahahaha!!
Matt: haha yes, and that makes you Abu. Fuck off!
Relationship With My Best Friend
I pick her pimples then wipe it on her. True friendship.
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I can't function
Matt: I just ate cherries
Spazz: I wanna cuddle
Matt: well your vagina hurts, my ass is gonna stink. Must be meant to be!
Conversation with my sister about school and finals
Spazz: " Did you pass you NBA final?"
My sister: "Do you mean CNA...?"
I think there should be a section in Father’s Day cards that’s “Passive Aggressive.” For those dad’s you don’t want to send a card to, but you have to.
I just realized that playing Zelda is basically you doing dangerous tasks for random lazy strangers who'd rather not do anything at all
