Jan 30, 2014
re: Chat with my brother Lucas, operations director at Suzanne Geiss Co., re: Matt Surface Strategies
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re: Chat with my brother Lucas, operations director at Suzanne Geiss Co., re: Matt Surface Strategies
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Gchat (In response to Jerel's Algo chat)
Me: Hey Google, how are you today?
GOOGLE: Hey Google, why don’t you sit next to me during my exam O_O.
Me: My name isn’t Google, and I’m not sure I want to, really…
GOOGLE: I’m not really sure who you are, but you can have a hug too : ).
Me: Sorry bro, I’m not really into hugs.
GOOGLE: I’m sorry piñata bro, having seen multiple people and animals die on Imgur, I was not properly prepared.
Me: Why? What did you see?
GOOGLE: I SEE THREE PIGS.
Me: Okay. Tell me something else.
GOOGLE: Are you going to be something else that I have to survive?
Me: Huh? What does that even mean?
GOOGLE: I don’t even know what that means.
Me: Then why did you say it?
GOOGLE: Everyone knows how annoying it is for someone to say something to them and later say they didn’t mean it.
Me: Duh. But that doesn’t explain anything.
GOOGLE: Take it it all on faith like the Bible tells you, Duh!
Me: What does this have to do with the Bible?
GOOGLE: Many Christians wonder, “Do animals have souls?”
Me: So is that what you wondered when you saw the three pigs?
Google: I’m given’ you that money so I don’t have to kill your ass!
Me: Shit, Sorry.