IDK if I can list all the things wrong. I'll group them.
"...every single violation..." Yeah, hyperbole is working terrifically for you. Keep going, yes. Go, go go!
"Make exceptions?" Oh, you blew past that a while ago, dude. You're nipple deep in totally professionally compromised.
Oh, believe me, bro. You were never going to change any minds, only confirm all the accusations against you. Or prove you're a nitwit. Both, probably.
"The entire staff?" Hyperbole! It's such a fall color, though. Are you sure you want to keep going with that? (Hyperbole for $8 thousand million, Alex! Ohhh kay.)
"I'm not going to spend a minute looking for a better example, even though I fucked up and should actually be motivated to do so. I simultaneously cannot look up her info, yet could access her violations, which I'm not gonna do, because wah. So there! 🙊🙉🙈 And I'm going home to my mommy." 😭 B o o. H o o.
"If you don't like it, then you can get the FUCKout!" "I guess this platform just isn't for you people."
"I am infallible, therefore my judgments are never wrong." "I'm not sexist, therefore nothing I've said or done can be called sexist, ever since I read that one book my ex gave me." "You can't question my competence or judgment because I promise you I'm a good feminist! The best one at twitt- I mean tumblr!" (Uh oh! The best is him? It? Whatever, I'm treating his statements as neutered entity/objects... 😜 )
