solomon going from horribly insecure and unsure of his relationship with mc because he believes fears he's not as important to them as the brothers are to "hehe i love my spouse sooooo much and they love ME so much and the brothers can fucking suck it and we are so happy i won i won I WONNNNNNNN" is peak character arc

couples t shirts that say “please ask me about birds” and “please for the love of god don’t ask her about birds”

i will never understand the gax shippers who portray max as a self-absorbed and violent psychopath like i really don't care what anyone thinks of anybody i'm not the fun police but it's a little ridiculous how you can be invested enough in a guy to write fanfic with mostly him in it and said guy is max and you somehow come away from watching more than 10 minutes of his interviews thinking those are his primary characteristics. max who watches a martial arts demonstration and winces when somebody else gets hit because he felt it hit him too. max who feels bad about swearing on the radio because GP's family is watching. max who hates being late because it's not nice to make other people wait for you. max who is kind of terrified of sharks. and doesn't watch new movies because he already knows the ones he likes.

who wants to be an unwilling participant for a lobotomy

I'm kind of a bad housemate bc I'm up all night slamming my head against the wall going "WHYYYYY"