#mathom

(knocks gently on the door) hey everyone is this anything

I'm feeling seen by Mr. Tolkien. Are my ancestors actually hobbits?

Wheel of Time fandom: You ship that? Um, okay, you do you. Not my cup of tea, but I'm very happy for you and your own personal interpretations. I want to make it very clear we will not tolerate ship wars here. Have fun with your DILF, you strange man.

“The Mathom-house [the museum at Michel Delving] was called; for anything that Hobbits had no immediate use for, but were unwilling to throw away, they called a mathom. Their dwellings were apt to become rather crowded with mathoms, and many of the presents that passed from hand to hand were of that son. ~ Prologue, Concerning Hobbits, The Fellowship of the Ring [Hobbit Mathoms]