#math is bad

Byleth ended up teaching math for some fucking reason. Byleth can barely do Geometry so when he looked at the curriculum for the math class he was teaching. Which was calculus. He almost cried his first tears almost werent for his father. They were almost for math.

"Fuck. Oh fuck. Oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh shit. No. I dont know what any of this shit means. I'm going to teach you wrastlin'."

"Wrestling?" Sylvain asked

"Yes."

"You need to teach us Calculus, Professor what the hell?" Lysithia was genuinely disappointed

"My dear student. I didn't know letters were in math until less then two years ago. I am not qualified to teach you anything about math. I'm not qualified to teach you anything, at all."

Fifteen minutes later and Lysithia has Sylvain pinned.

"Fuck yeah kiddo! Kick his ass girl!" Byleth yelled and the entire hall cheered.

Everyone transferred to Byleth's math class so they could try and beat Lysithia. She reigned champion during and after the war phase.

(Yes they do wrestle in the lounge wear.)

Thanks to October and the pressure that comes with it for the inspiration for Byleth knowing almost nothing about math.

Seteth: This is like hiring a horse to watch a dog. he finds the room empty Fuck Byleth ran away with the students