#masterofscaremonies

Jess Faux!

Halloween Tip #1 Reminder! It is against the rules to use magic to carve a pumpkin. You 100% have to carve it by hand.

Why you might ask?

I’m a firm believer that pumpkin carving is a precursor to The Purge. Early celebrators realized that humanity needs to take the time at least once a year to completely gut something with a knife. It’s therapeutic. So carve a pumpkin, and make the world a safer place.

Jess Faux!

Hello again friends! Jonathan and Emily have let me take over as your Halloween “Master of Scaremonies” for the rest of the month! Get ready to set your dial to spoopy as we count up to the best holiday of the entire year!

I’m of course talking about November 1st! The day when we all go out and buy Halloween decorations on clearance to use as everyday house decor the rest of the year!

Jess Faux!

Halloween Tip #2

Humor aside, be cool this year. If you haven’t already grabbed some kind of non-candy treat alternative go for it. Even just something small you can get in one of those “party favors” bags they sell anywhere that has birthday goods makes a world of difference to kids with allergies. If you want an alternative to both candy and toys, try using your metamorphmagus powers to make your face look just like their mother’s and say something outrageous in a silly tone. Kids get a kick out of that. Parents not so much. .