#massyork

I LOBE MASSYOEK

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They are my beloveds

florida parties hard for spring break

florida and cali both like animal crossing

early new york did not have an accent. at all.

new york and cali sit next to each other in small meetings, aww

cali has been trying to make conversation with new york (to little avail) since episode five

the first florida nickname was cali as "safe space"

the states have each others' phone numbers

fl: "i'm also making sex shops and church essential" tx: "...i agree?"

florida was the first one to break the fourth wall!

florida is scared of national guard

"me and california had a fight" is a real dc line that i haven't heard a single caligov shipper go insane over like okay nice lover's spat

"we don't do that!" "well, you should" polyam king florida i guess

early wttt was just a goldmine for floridc content like

dc: "florida, is yours working?" fl: "yes." dc: "your unemployment website is working?" fl: "oh, i thought you were talking about my ass in these shorts."

florida's "mom and dad are talking"

stoner colorado my beloved

fl: "you cried the other day because you stubbed your toe." dc: "okay, and?"

ma: "death looks good on ya (ny), but nobody nohow gonna kill y' but me, so take some 'f these ventilators."

Yeah I won’t lie I had fun doing this one

Once again, just went for the actually cats route

If you don't know what fish do when they fight, well..

they haven’t left and it’s all I think of 😿

ok this is basically my first time doing side profiles

I told myself “can’t be that hard” then wanted to kms halfway thru