The start of Wheel of the Infinite is hilarious because it's just
Maskelle, internally: The mysterious swordsman is skilled and stealthy. He has been following us for several days, likely out of gratitude for my saving his life. I must not let his attractiveness distract me. I must consider that he may have an ulterior motive.
Rian, internally: Wow she is such a milf. Can't believe I got this lucky getting rescued by her.










