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Hello everyone! Thanks so much for participating in the first round of M*A*S*H Cards Against Humanity!! Sorry that the last few rounds took forever to come out, school got super busy.

Here are the winners from each question:

Q1. Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _______.

Read by: Hawkeye

Winner: A big, sloppy blowjob from a mean, tired cowboy

Given by: Colonel Potter

Q2. What sounds great after four margaritas?

Read by: BJ

Winner: Creamy slices of real, California avocado

Given by: Klinger

Q3. Why are you so short?

Read by: Radar

Winner: The government 

Given by: Charles

Q4. What totally destroyed my asshole?

Read by: Charles

Winner: Women in positions of power

Given by: Margaret

Q5. Unfortunately, no one can be told what ___________ is. You have to experience it for yourself. 

Read by: Klinger

Winner: The cutest fucking shoes I’ve ever seen

Given by: Margaret

Q6. Here’s a little something I learned in business school- The customer is always ___________.

Read by: Colonel Potter

Winner: A real job with insurance and your taxes taken out and everything

Given by: Father Mulcahy

Q7. What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?

Read by: Kellye

Winner: A tiny, gay guitar called a ukulele

Given by: BJ

Q8. It’s late at night. You’re in bed with your lover, Patrick Stewart. He leans over with a twinkle in his eye and asks “How about ______?”

Read by: Margaret

Winner: Setting boundaries with co-workers

Given by: Charles

Q9. I so drunk I __________.

Read by: Father Mulcahy

Winner: Repression

Given by: Hawkeye

Q10. This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with ____________.

Read by: Igor

Winner: Hot Lettuce

Given by: Hawkeye

Honourable mention to the runner up for Q10, losing by 1%...

2nd Place: Meatloaf, the man

Given by: Father Mulcahy

Tally:

Hawkeye: 2 BJ: 1 Radar: 0 Charles: 2 Klinger: 1 Colonel Potter: 1 Kellye: 0 Margaret: 2 Father Mulcahy: 1 Igor: 0

For Round 2... I'd like to add another character...

Hawkeye’s Contacts:

Beej 🤨

Brother in Crime 🤝🏻

Major Baby 🫡

Worm Eater 🪱

Charles Emerson Winchester III 🧐

Dad 🩺

Dad II 🎣

Dad III 🐴

My Son 📡

Shnozz 👃🏼

The Good Father ✝️

Sidney 🧠

Cute As Hell 👩🏻‍⚕️

Dysentery on Legs 🤮

Colonel Crazy 👁️👄👁️

Keeper of the Alcohol 🍸

In order of appearance we have: BJ, Trapper, Margaret, Frank, Charles, Daniel Pierce, Henry, Potter, Radar, Klinger, Father Mulcahy, Sidney Freedman, Nurse Kellye, Igor, Colonel Flagg, and Rosie

I may change some of these as I do more if the cast and as I rewatch the show.

Hey all! Sorry for the long absence! Uni was absolutely kicking my ass but I finally handed in my last assignment for my Bachelor's degree yesterday so I'm hoping to be able to post more now :)

Players are: Hawkeye, BJ, Margaret, Charles, Father Mulcahy, Potter, Radar, Klinger, Kellye, and Igor

Here's question 8...

It’s late at night. You’re in bed with your lover, Patrick Stewart. He leans over with a twinkle in his eye and asks “How about ______?”

Reader: Margaret

Thanks again for participating in the last round!! Here's question 3!

For context, I have an expansion pack where you can make your own questions and answers... so this question just so happens to be one of those but I kept it because I thought it was funny.

Players are: Hawkeye, BJ, Margaret, Charles, Father Mulcahy, Potter, Radar, Klinger, Kellye, and Igor

Why are you so short?

Reader: Radar

Thanks for participating!! Reblogs are appreciated! I'd also love to see your guesses on who said what, haha. Also feel free to drop asks or headcanon/fic requests in my ask box! Also, I was thinking of starting a series of "MASH Characters as things I've heard people say." Would anyone be interested? I've tested some on some discord friends and they get a laugh out of them so I hope y'all will, too!

Alright, that's it for now, thanks everyone!

Hello, hello, I am back with another one of these! Finally moved home from uni yesterday and will be graduating in June! I'm freeeee!!

Players are: Hawkeye, BJ, Margaret, Charles, Father Mulcahy, Potter, Radar, Klinger, Kellye, and Igor

Here's question 9...

I so drunk I __________.

Reader: Father Mulcahy

Final question of this round!!

Players are: Hawkeye, BJ, Margaret, Charles, Father Mulcahy, Potter, Radar, Klinger, Kellye, and Igor

Here's question 10...

This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with ____________.

Reader: Igor

I'm sorry this has taken me so long, y'all. Here's the next poll!

Players are: Hawkeye, BJ, Margaret, Charles, Father Mulcahy, Potter, Radar, Klinger, Kellye, and Igor

Here's question 7...

What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?

Reader: Kellye

The last poll had a lot more variation than I thought it would! I was pleasantly surprised! Please keep reblogging these :)

Players are: Hawkeye, BJ, Margaret, Charles, Father Mulcahy, Potter, Radar, Klinger, Kellye, and Igor

Here's question 5...

Unfortunately, no one can be told what ___________ is. You have to experience it for yourself. 

Reader: Klinger

I look forward to seeing the results!!

Question: Should I keep holding the winners back and do one post after round is done? Or should I just include it in the next poll and summarize after the round is done?

Thanks!