Dec 25, 2019
Rocky by Martin Kellerman
Rocky: Now we've had hard-plotline-to-follow-movie-weekend for a week with your artsy films! You fall asleep for two minutes, then you wake up and find you're inside someone's dream, and you just have to give up.
Smacks: She's making a movie inside the movie, but now she's inside the movie that she's making a remake of, and she's supposed to find out how she's going to die.
Rocky: But what about these rabbit people? *thinks* Oh, now he's fallen asleep. Fuck this movie, I'm putting on a Will Ferrell instead.
Smacks (wakes up, Rocky is sleeping): Now I can't follow the plot, who is this dude in an elf costume?
