#mark baldwin

Hey if I wanted to be king I'd have done it by now. Honestly if it's between the two of us here, and not a peep to the red rags, I'd rather choke of a family of moths. Being king is dumb. If I was king by some chance I'd have quit the day they gave me the gold lid. I'd have told them to get out of town and set them on their way with a kicker up the gicker. The king should be ashamed of himself and should take the chance to do the decent thing and throw himself down some poo-caked sewer hole. Maybe then we'd all be sound with him. Maybe not. Me personally, I'd never forget. But that's just one of my dumb quirks. I'm not King.