#marijoy.

01. cecelia sinclair, 14,906 votes. 02. marigold lewis, 10, 709 votes. 03. lucas shepherd, 9, 638 votes. 04. sullivan vane, 9, 527 votes. 05. sydney fennewick, 8, 567 votes. 06. milo callahan, 7, 496 votes. 07. stella nasr, 7, 385 votes. 08. oliver aquino, 7, 274 votes. 09. august bianchi, 6, 726 votes.

and our tenth place is a two-way tie between marijoy coughlan-bacalso and brooks keller with 5, 355 votes each!

so many people just narrowly missed out on our top ten, so let this be a lesson to always take the dramatic road to any forked path. because if glee club loser like stella nasr can make it, then nothing is impossible! YOU, TOO, CAN BE HOT IF YOU'RE ANNOYING ENOUGH!

There were two universal truths in the world. One, August did not pick his roommate this year. If he had that choice, Marijoy would not have made the cut in any capacity. The second truth? He had not agreed to live with some kind of pig. He didn't care if Sunshine was a mascot or an emotional support animal or whatever other way Marijoy tried to spin it into getting her way.

Now, as he stormed into his dorm room post-punch, he was only to be greeted by the sadistic little thing. With an ice pack to his face, he tried to walk around Sunshine, only for her to keep tailing behind August. The smart thing would have been to just ignore her and go to his room, but that would have been too easy and whenever August was in a mood (which seemed to be a daily occurrence now), he was prone to doing anything but the correct option.

So, he huddled himself on top of their dining room table, standing on it like he was the injured king of his own castle. What felt like ten hours of standing on the table, nursing his jaw, was more like a handful of minutes because Marijoy trailed into the dorm not long after his climb of Mount Table.

"Fuckin' — Fuckin' do something with it, man!" He shouted in her direction.

I THINK YOU'RE REALLY STRETCHING THE DEFINITION OF NEPO BABY HERE. her dad is a high school music teacher from san diego, not lin-manuel miranda. if we want to talk about real glee club nepo babies, you're looking at the wrong people because milo and marijoy are literally there. both of them have #GAYDADS, which immediately checks the family gayness history requirement everyone probably needs to join glee club. but if you think about it, they're also failing at being gay nepo babies because why haven't i heard them sing a duet of for the gaze from the death becomes her musical? #GETTOWORKGAYBIES