Jun 6, 2025
"You make a habit of disturbing eternal slumbers?"
-maridofthelamp
“Hey, if others can’t handle me at my noisiest, then they don’t deserve me at all.”
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"You make a habit of disturbing eternal slumbers?"
-maridofthelamp
“Hey, if others can’t handle me at my noisiest, then they don’t deserve me at all.”
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i wish I weighed 110 pounds, I wish I had 20% body fat, and I wish I was born June 4 2006.
The marid exploded from his lamp, looking around.
"Wish?! We got a wish, ladies and gentlemen! Though to be honest, I have no context for that last one. Definitely not the Shuriman calendar."
He considered for a moment.
"But alright; the first time I can do. So...enjoy phantom wisher!"
Snapping his finger, Ihsan channels the anon's desire into the necessary change.
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👁 for my muse to ask or pry for answers in a confrontational manner
"I freed you from your long isolation, spirit. For that, you owe me a debt. Now tell me: can you truly manifest any desire, as the legends claim, or are the stories of your might an exaggeration?"
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The marid places a detective's cap and an examiner's lens upon his head. "Flattery, you say?"
Oh dear. He's so endearing.
He also didn't read the whole quote. Oh dear.
"Quite. How do you feel?"
"The year of Shurima. Welcome back, Ascendant." -maridofthelamp
"Emperor Azir seems to be doing well, then, despite my absence. That is good."
Of course he would have sent for help had he needed it; Nasus would have been quite upset if he hadn't. Still, he couldn't shake the thought: while he had been lost in his meditations, Xerath could have made his attack, and he might very well have been none the wiser.
"You are the... Marid, correct? Even after all this time, I've yet to find any record of your existence."
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"A trip to Piltover, hm? That sounds like a wish, if I've ever heard one." -maridofthelamp
The troll bristled at the sound of the voice. Not this rat again.
He was met with a broad frown from over a shoulder. " 's not." he replied grumpily.
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"Ever the popular Ascendant, even now." -maridofthelamp
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“Popular...?” he mused, hand coming to his chin. “Perhaps not among my brethren. Mortals, I am quite certain they liked me a fair bit more than some other Ascended. But popular? I am far from that.”
"Hey, if you need someone to whisk you away from a star dragon, you know the star shaper to do just that." -maridofthelamp
“It’s a little bit too late for that. Could you go try to move him instead, please? I’ve been stuck indoors all week thanks to him.”
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