Saint Patrick’s Day Prompts
✯ “Are you free on the 17th—” “Because I’m a ginger and you want me to dress in all green and go out to bars with you?” “… Yes? And the entire day is on us?” “Well why didn’t you start with that.”
✯ “I don’t even like beer.” “Today you like it. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.”
✯ “Is that… a trad goth but in green?” “Gotta stay on brand.”
✯ “Ugh, why does it taste like that?” “Might be the bottle of green food coloring that went into this.”
✯ “I think I lost my dignity sometime around noon.” “Check the pub with the hot pixie waiters. What’s where I usually leave mine.” “… Usually?”
✯ “I feel like a garden gnome.” “That’s the point.”
✯ “What are you even drinking?” “Water with green food coloring. I gotta work tomorrow, but last time I had a water on a day like this, someone pissed in it.” “… Ah.”
✯ “You can’t start drinking at noon!” “Good thing I started during breakfast then.”
✯ “I regret nothing!” “Today is not the day for regret. That’ll be tomorrow.”
✯ “Shouldn’t we say goodbye to the host?” “It’s called ‘irish goodbye’ for a reason.”
✯ [waking up in the hospital] “Ugh. What happened?” “You danced on the table, tipped it, fell off, bust your head open.”
[Prompt Calender: March 17th, Saint Patrick's Day]
