#marathonofdoom

Directed by Nick Millard under the guise of Phillip Miller, the same man that brought you Crazy Fat Ethel and Death Nurse.. wait.. this guy made 57 films and never got any good? Oh wait most of it was 60s porn and stag films, so I guess that explains things...

Soooo welll.. what have we here, imagine Howling 2 with non of the fun parts.     Mark is distraught when he finds his sister is dead but guess what his sister is actually returning from the dead as a vampire. Father Daken is there to answer Marks questions at the funeral but... surprise he is also a vampire.. a vampire priest that looks like Dr Forrester from mst3k meets father Guido Sarduchi

Lots of red paint that is supposed to be blood on the walls and on the vampires hilarious bad over sized teeth. which honestly that's the best part for me.

Also this music that is all warbly like it was soaked in water and warped to shit.. it sounds just like Manos hands of fate. The cars and hairstyles really remind me of Manos as well.. it makes as little sense as Manos. But there is much more violence. Mark comes across a vampire cult that seems to be slicing up and biting many people he knows. After hooking up his ex girlfriend he is dragged into the vampires lair that has a sweet blood center piece in it, there is he told he is destined to make a demon baby for the vampire cult.. and it might not be with his ex girlfriend... oohhh myyy.

sweet  70s grindhouse trash... and short wooo hooo ... we are running through this marathon like a breeze

Watching Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark , the 3rd in the series of Mega Shark versus movies. I should have done the 4th one cause I have seen this before and it was boring and stank then. A whole movie filled with unbelievable scientists arguing about getting there project to fight a monster that doesn't seem to be doing a lot approved,

Trying hard to catch myself in a selfie with the scene that homages the first movie Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, where the mega shark jumps so high it attacks a plane.. but this time is knocked out of the air by the mecha shark.

Just like the scene in the first movie its the only good scene in this one.. and its only 2 seconds long. For a movie that drags on forever.. of course Mecha Shark goes out of control and goes rouge but guess what.. no one cares... oh holy shit this movie stinks of dead fish.

In a world of a 1000 shark sci fi movies that all take themselves serious in different levels this serious hypes so big but delivers so little. If you cant afford to make the sharks in it enough then make the heros and villians do something bad ass or even be funny or charming... but nope. I much prefer Two Headed Shark attack and Sharkman aka Hammerhead.

BBBuuut these did lead to some amazing Japanese covers for each of these movies

More movie picks just came in from a fan that donated

its Satans Black Wedding that often appears on a double back with Crazy Fat Ethel... we are in for a real pain a thon.

As well as SHE the wild post apocalypse sword and sandals movies extremely loosely based off the most legendary fantasy story ever.

The Marathon will happen SATURDAY FEB 10th from 8am till FEB 11th around 3 or 4 in the morning.

If your movie is chosen i will be writing about you and doing a video thank you.

Which will also appear in my second book. RIOT AT THE MOVIES PRESENTS BAD MOVIES AND BOOZE!

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