Sep 14, 2017
KARIM BENZEMA.
only as a pretext to get rihanna’s number.
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KARIM BENZEMA.
only as a pretext to get rihanna’s number.
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mapmakerscolors replied to your photo “she doesn’t play by your rules”
She has a PhD, she can't be fooled like these other simpleminded cats
TRU dr. elly is suspicious of all conformity
freekicks replied to your photo “she doesn’t play by your rules”
even after you threw the tape on the GROUND
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63 & 64
63: Where will you be 5 hours from now?
asleep!
64: What were you doing at 8 this morning.
asleep!
(honestly tho i sleep more than anyone else i know. like, i’d be fine sleeping fifteen hours a day? on the regular? everyone i know can vouch for that.)
Happy birthday!!!!!!!!
Thank you!!!!
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Spaghetti ravioli penne #5
betray spaghetti kill penne have ravioli on my zombie apocalypse team
there’s no rationale here except that ravioli is yummy and versatile and full of stuffing which somehow i have decided means it would be more useful on my zombie apocalypse team
Bulbasaur Squirtle Charizard #6
what the fucking shit
first of all i don’t know anything about pokemon so i literally have to google this. also this is based entirely on their appearances.
okay i’m not gonna steal from charizard cause that looks like a bad idea. squirtle looks like the most harmless so i’ll steal from squirtle. least likely to harm me. i think. unless it breathes fire. does it breathe fire?
and then i think serenade charizard? seduction also seems misguided, so serenading is the only option. which leaves seducing bulbasaur. WHICH IS FINE I GUESS. AS LONG AS NO ACTUAL SEX IS INVOLVED. jesus. what the hell.
John Boehner Donald Trump Chris Christie #4
YOU’RE SICK AND TWISTED
marry donald trump so then when i murder him i can get his money.* and then use it to pay off my adopted father chris christie to take the fall for me. so now i’ve disposed of both of them which i guess leaves boehner to be my son which is like … well, he did just get forced out for not being crazy enough so i guess i can work with it.
* then i will have an apartment in trump tower for myself and a second apartment for my cats