JWF's "my shift is over and it's 2am but I'm too hyper to sleep" remedy
1 Tbsp maple syrup (dark grade if you can; that has the most maple flavor)
1 jigger/1.5oz cheap ass spiced black rum (I use Meyers Dark or Goslings black)
1 cup whole milk
Heat whole milk until it is painful to look at. In a (clean!) pasta jar pour syrup and skank rum. Pour the milk in on top, seal the lid and shake until it's foamed like a Starbucks latte. Maybe use oven mitts, this shit is hot. Try not to drop it or your life will smell like rum and sour milk.
Once foamed, pour into your favorite mug and savor that shit. Best served on an empty stomach after a long shift so that the run can obliterate your consciousness. Finish up, rinse the glass, and go the fuck to sleep. You could theoretically also do this with almond milk. That sounds really good actually. I'll try that next week when I run out of milk.
