when ritsu marries into polytrickstar/the mao harem that means arashi gets to be an aunt and izuleo becomes uncles (tsukasa is treated like an honorary nephew for he is baby)
uncle leo is best friends (boyfriends?) with mama and mama has that thing with kanata so can we drag the ryuseitai family into this too
tetora, who was just complaining abt the complicated everything of the tatsumi harem:
hiiro: ---and that's why we're actually cousins now
rei: wow am i glad we arent a part of that clusterfuck
kaoru (nervously laughing): hhaha yeah ahaha
kaoru, over the phone: kanata, souma, we have to call off the engagement
souma: oh no we're not i didn't organize the flower arrangements for weeks for you to call it off now
kaoru: NOOO PLEASE
kanata: do not worry, kaoru ☆ i have already “Discussed” inviting undead to our “Wedding” ☆
kaoru: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
keito after finding out through souma about the marine bio club’s triple marriage: fuck it, i’m not going down without dragging eichi with me (proceeds to spite-marry him)
wataru is tagging along after eloping with eichi, bringing his forcefully adopted sons tori and tomoya
however tomoya was also adopted by nazuna, who also adopted hajime and mitsuru, therefore making ra*bits also part of the extended family
mika and arashi got platonic married so now valkyrie is also part of this mess
mika and shu are THE definitive lesbian aunts who bring expensive gifts every christmas
