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Me: I CAN'T BELIEVE UR DOING THE "PORN" SCENE

Sei: idk. it sounds. important 8)

I was so sure you’d say something about me telling you that your favourite was Aomine /DISAPPOINTED/ I am the food bin ofc I despair the loss/waste of food 8( Its k its just lobster porn, at least its not pony porn like the MLP fandom 8)

I was gonna zoom in on that too but then I figured I'd go with the MOST DAMAGING TO MY SOUL

so many of these things are invalid, I mean, I will never write lobster porn in my life, right????

WHOOPS I FORGOT THESE WERE IN MY ASK

1. "Oh, how on earth did this end up in Aominecchi's gym bag," were the first words out of Kise's mouth when Aomine ducked out of the showers.

"Dai-chan," said Momoi, all limpid eyes and hunched shoulders, "how could you."

"That was all Kise's fault," said Aomine.

"You had Tetsu's socks in your bag," said Momoi, aghast at his depravity.

"There's such a thing as taking a foot fetish too far," said Kise, making sympathetic sounds at the back of his throat. Kuroko andMomoi seemed to shudder and deflate.

"I was framed," Aomine insisted.

"I never want to talk to Aomine-kun again," said Kuroko, and went off to find Akashi.

2. "I told you," said Aomine, glaring balefully at Murasakibara and the charred remains of his uniform jacket, "that damn chem teacher should never have made us lab partners. Ever."

3. "There are three sports teams and two clubs at the infirmary for food poisoning," said Midorima. "Would anyone care to explain?"

"You should have told me Satsuki made those cupcakes," said Aomine, in his defense. "I was only following orders."

"Good job, Daiki," said Akashi, and shoved him into the student council's room.

4. "I just wanted to know if Ryou really had a dick," said Aomine. "Was that so bad?"

"You realize you're going to have to marry him now because his purity is tainted," said Imayoshi, to the ceiling.

"Fucking idiot," said Wakamatsu, raising his hands in aggravation.

"I still can't believe he's bigger than I am," said Aomine, depressed.

Imayoshi buried his face in his hands. Only a year, and then he could fob him off to Wakamatsu.

If only it didn't feel like forever.

5. "I wasn't even alone," Aomine griped at the unfairness of it all. "Tetsu was with me when we let loose a pack of dogs in their gym."

"At least Kagami-kun is incapacitated from the trauma," Imayoshi conceded, and patted his back. "We should have thought of this weeks ago."

"Tetsu says thank you," reported Momoi, "oh, and he also says Kagamin knows where you live so you should watch your back."

"Fucking Tetsu," Aomine groaned. "Why is it always my fault?"

NINI YOU ASSHOLE MY MAIN QUESTION WAS THE CHRISTMAS PARTY ONE, ITS YOUR DAY OFF SKDJFHSKJDHFSKJDFHSKJDF but kise tho. i wonder how aomine would react to kise knowing all that LOL

blows a kiss at u

I'll answer later/tonight when I come back to a functioning internet connection hahahahaha

also aomine will never know because KISE KEEPS HIS CARDS CLOSE

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SHHH NO DONT BE it was a good thing u did. pats u on the shoulder.

PICTURE THIS: you are a very patient person normally, and you are used to being a wallflower and making fun of people instead of being the object of attention/humor/aomine's asshattery, and this is a fucking frustrating feeling, like, I HAAAAAAAAATE THAAAAAAAAT SHIIIIIIIT feeling. This is how Kuroko has been feeling since #2 scene of the fic. And it gets worse progressively.

Couple that with his BARELY A MONOTONE voice, and he can't really make himself heard over EVERYONE LAUGHING AT HIM, I'm surprised he hasn't murdered Aomine in his sleep yet. And when he finally does manage to raise his voice to a decibel, Aomine trumps him again. Can I just say that Tetsu really HAAAAATES THAAAAAAT SHIIIIIIT again.

Something that repeats a lot in crack/humor fics I write: I like to make the supposed straight man's life extremely hard, whether it's Kuroko or Midorima or even Kagami, none of them will be able to catch a break, ever. EVER.

And the kicker of this whole thing? We discussed it before, but just for everyone else's information, Kise totally knows everyone is shitting him. He's just shitting them back, for retribution. Now go reread the entire thing and imagine Kise playing dumb just to make Kuroko squirm in his seat all the damn time. Isn't it a thousand times funnier that way?

ok here's the thing

I have issues with child abuse and I don't condone it at all, but. I. Needed Akashi to be creepy on one level and (barely) sympathetic on another. Granted, Kuroko isn't really a child in terms of human years, but compared to Akashi in this AU, he probably is. And back in the first part of this series, I remember putting in a vague impression of abuse, and it pretty much made me more upset than anything else I'd written before (yes, even lobsters) because adajsf;dfffg

But then you have Akashi who probably doesn't even think of it the way Kuroko does -- Kuroko-as-a-kid would have been bitter, and Kuroko-as-an-adult... he hides it better, I think, and the entirety of this fic is probably what he'd consider as Akashi's comeuppance. Would it have made him happier if he knew? Maybe not.

And Akashi, well. I think one line I'd written before that went something like 'all pains and pleasures are beyond him' sums up his mindset as a deity best. Things Kuroko values, things he feels the most for, they're lost to Akashi, who had never known anything otherwise. Kuroko, at least, straddles the line between the human world and the supernatural, so he has his own moral compass to judge with, and it's really a difference in standards that drive them further away, even as Akashi is fascinated with him precisely because of this.

Plus I imagine that Kuroko would be very uncomfortable with being the center of his half-brother (maybe not even blood brother, but that's a story for another time?)'s life, and likely he just went along with it because it was easier to not defy him. Call it biding his time or whatever, but the way power works between the two of them is reminiscent of a lot of period dramas that deal with 'the beloved' scenarios. You have someone who wields a lot of it in terms of fortune, or inherent skill/talent, or even aura/charisma, and then you have another who outwardly has none of it and whose power depends on the other's, even if it's unasked/unnoticed.

More on the actual snippet: my image of Akashi is predominantly fire, so I tore my hair out looking for fire-related imagery. I mean, when it comes to nature or even just visuals, I'm pretty shit when it comes to description. I cannot impress upon you how much I hate rereading this AU, if only because I'm unsatisfied with a lot of things, hahaha. Other than griping at visuals, I also really wanted to put in other words that would be a contrast to Akashi, things he wouldn't normally be associated with in this fic like 'serenity' or even the act of wetting his lips. The former is sort of a foreshadowing (but not really? I can't find the right word) of Akashi-in-the-end (or Akashi in the near-end, if you're gonna use midotaka kitsune AU as a basis), but it's an empty kind of peace, like what you'd usually have after burning something. The latter with the whole connection to water is tied to Kuroko, whose element is the opposite of Akashi's. Take of the statement as you please. :D