Oct 15, 2013
im doing it guys im changing my url
there was no point in putting a 'read more'
im just an ass
sorry
(my new url will be sunnysideupeggsbert)
because i like eggs
and john
now i can have both
what a time to be alive
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im doing it guys im changing my url
there was no point in putting a 'read more'
im just an ass
sorry
(my new url will be sunnysideupeggsbert)
because i like eggs
and john
now i can have both
what a time to be alive
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i accidentally poured water in my cereal bowl instead of milk
i honestly don't see the point of living anymore
what do you call a philosopher who flirts with soccer players?
im going to name my child Gaston so whenever he feels down i can just
Gaston: mom i can’t do anything right
Me: gaston why would you ever say that?
Me: NOOOOOO OOOOOONE’S SLICK AS GASTON
Gaston: oh no mom, stop please.
Me: NO ONE’S QUICK AS GASTON
Me:NO ONE’S NECK’S AS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON’S
Gaston: not again
Me: FOR THERE’S NO MAN IN TOWN HALF AS MANLY
yeah sorry i can't come in today *coughs aggressively* i caught the gay
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if you ever get mad at someone, call them a leopard slug because their latin name is Mucosus Invertebratus Caputithyphallicus which litterally translates to slimy spineless dickhead
'change is good' said obama, and you can't argue with physics!
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