ship meme - Manson and Angelo
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - At least a decent while
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - started as best friends for yeeeeaaaars
How was their first kiss? - Hesitant and a little weird, it totally involved some giggling
Who is the best man/men? - Auri
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Britt
Who did the most planning? - It was pretty much a joint decision
Who stressed the most? - Neither
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - The only people Manson wouldn’t have wanted  there couldn’t have showed up if they tried
Who is on top? - Depends on the mood
Who is the one to instigate things? - Manson more often so she doesn’t freak out
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Normal amount
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - by paying attention to each other
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - At least 2
How many children will they adopt? - They’re open to it
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Pretty even split
Who is the stricter parent? - Neither, really
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Neither. Let them learn not to be dumbasses
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Angelo
Who is the more loved parent? - Pretty even
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Angelo. Manson got barred from them
Who cried the most at graduation? - Manson
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Angelo
Who does the most cooking? - Manson out of paranoid habits she still hasn’t gotten over
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Manson
Who does the grocery shopping? - Angelo
How often do they bake desserts? - Not very
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Both are more prone to meat
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -Angelo, but not until later in their relationship
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Neither
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Neither
Who cleans the room? - Manson is a neat freak
Who is really against chores? - Neither
Who cleans up after the pets? - No pets
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - No one because they know how Manson gets
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Manson
Who takes the longer showers/baths? -  It’s only long if they’re bathing together or Manson’s trying to get blood off of her skin
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - N/A
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They did when the kids were little, but not much now
What are their goals for the relationship? - Manson’s was to learn to vulnerable. Angelo’s was to help her overcome her past
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Angelo
Who plays the most pranks? - Neither.
