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things that made me cry today:
a story my husband told me about danny trejo and kermit the frog
literally one establishing sentence in the guardian's review of the serviceberry.
my daughter, weepy in her bed at 530 AM, when i rolled over away from her and tried to go to sleep, at which she whispered to herself, "oh no, i'm never going to see her again."
i'm doing great. i'm doing fine.
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me: *tries to go to sleep*
the tv i forgot to turn off: *starts playing too cute*
me: *nearly dies in my attempt to get out of bed and watch the puppy babies*
me to 4 after a service project today: "4, you should feel so proud. you were a wonderful helper. do you feel proud?"
4: "hm. I don't know!"
me: "well, does your heart feel full and happy?"
4: "YOURS does. mine is full of little spiders."
sometimes true love means telling your child that you'd love to run a quick d&d battle with him when you'd actually rather bite through glass
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In today's news, I have kept a human alive for ten stinking years.
"Here Comes Your Man" playing at the McDonald's play place...
Parenting is telling your (sweet, sensitive, self-critical) child that the quote "To err is human - to forgive, divine" is from Harry Truman, and your spouse telling you both they thought it was from John Donne, and then it turns out you were BOTH wrong and it's attributed to Alexander Pope, and your kid ends up confused but maybe you proved the point by both being wrong??
