I forgot that "Lancelot gets shot in the ass" is a part of the plot

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I forgot that "Lancelot gets shot in the ass" is a part of the plot

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For those interested in more about general conceptions of masculinity and knighthood (as there will be many more descriptions of tournaments in coming chapters of the book), From Boys to Men: Formations of Masculinity in Late Medieval Europe by Ruth Mazo Karras is a wonderful resource.
Despite being written just over 20 years ago, it introduces a lot of ideas that are widely agreed upon in the work of critics today – no excerpts from me for this as I don't have a great copy to work from, but highly recommended nonetheless.
this is so funny to me, it’s like the “and I said no, you know like a liar” john mulaney bit. on a more serious note, what is it with Tristram hiding his identity??
i wonder how much of arthur was shaped by the sword in the stone. like just pulling the sword out of the stone, not even mentioning the following wars. suddenly learning that your father isn’t actually your father (and he doesn’t know who his actual father is that point, so who knows what he’s thinking in that regard) and you’re supposed to be king but everyone doubts your legitimacy and you’re not even sure you have legitimacy and do you even want to be king? you don’t have a choice anyway. that’s a lot for anyone to handle, let alone a 12-15 year old.
so frustrated with the goings-on in the last few chapters of book 11 of le morte d’arthur! honestly, poor sir launcelot
he’s tricked into bedding dame elaine via witchcraft (because she takes on the visage of queen guenever, and the fact that that successfully gets launcelot to sleep with her still astounds me given that guenever is wedded to arthur… the prevalence of non-monogamy in these stories is very surprising to me), and when launcelot comes-to he’s very ashamed of himself and is rebuked by queen guenever (which on the one hand i understand but also, like, he was magicked)
and then sir launcelot gets tricked again by elaine’s handmaiden brisen, comes-to, goes to talk to guenever, is severely rebuked by her to the point of self-defenestration, and then dame elaine has the audacity to claim to sir bors, “I said never nor did never thing that should in any wise displease him” (chapter 9) and blame guenever’s rebuke for launcelot’s madness and disappearance??? pretty sure launcelot was very much displeased to realize he was tricked into laying with elaine!!!
the man literally can’t catch a break
i don’t know much about sociocultural expectations at the time of le morte, but i know that knights sometimes had unrealistic (by today’s standards) expectations placed upon them… but i just can’t understand why sir launcelot is considered to be so spiritually lacking (chapter 6) for laying with dame elaine while under a spell, or why queen guenever is blamed so heavily for launcelot’s disappearance, and i seriously don’t understand why dame elaine and dame brisen don’t receive any rebukes other than from guenever, particularly when “witchcraft/spellcraft/magic is bad” has sort of been a running theme throughout the books (unless i’m misremembering)…?
these are genuine questions by the way, so if anyone is able to answer them i’d appreciate it!

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Just finished Book 1 of Le Morte D'arthur and Arthur already has two bastards.
is king pellinore meant to be funny or is it just me. random dude shows up and goes "dude did a strange beast pass this way?" and arthur's like, "yeah, what the fuck was that??" and pellinore goes "THAT IS MY LIFE'S QUEST. give me your horse, mine's dead" and then he just. he just takes the king's horse and fucks off. I think he's hilarious. also he's chasing a giraffe
baby arthur 🥺🥺 he's such a good brother :((