oh jooooooohn you should surprise dave

JOHN: hmmm... JOHN: i would not say that i'm some kind of valentine expert here but i think that would kill the mood. JOHN: i can show you what i actually did for him. JOHN: it isn't much but the thought is what counts.

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I miss them.

I thought that Court was dead for many years until he randomly texted me recently about something. He’s my older brother, so me and him liked to torment the others when we were younger.

(when we were still together, that is)

But apparently he works for the CIA, so that’s fucking epic.

Colt, he’s really funny and we get along well. He’s also the bravest one out of us (actually any of my brothers could be the brave one compared to me) like he’s a fucking STUNT MAN for god’s sake. EVERY DAY he risks his life. HOW IS THAT NOT BRAVE???

Ryland…out of the five of us, I think that both of us might be the joint normal one. He has a doctorate in molecular biology, so that’s impressive. He worked his ass off to get that, so he has my respect. He’s also a middle school science teacher, so he gets to inspire kids practically every single day.

(he’s the normal one)

Casey…he’s actually my favourite…DON’T TELL THE OTHERS THAT!!!

We actually have a close bond with each other, despite only having a two year age difference.

He loves jazz because of me.

So when an incident featuring our dad and Court led to us being separated, me and Casey actually lived with our aunt Miriam and her daughter Laura (who’s practically our sister btw).

That’s where I got my surname from.

But, yeah, he’s my ride or die.

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