Conversation 1: In a music room with a bunch of Orff instruments, tubanos and gathering drums set up in a grid for some reason on the topic of dinosarus.

Student: Miss. B! We're talking alot about dinosaurs in Music Class...

Me: Yeah, sorry...we got off on a odd track. Y'all ready to Mallet Madness!?!

Class: YESS!!!

Different Student: Miss. B! Do you know how the dinosaurs died?

Me (This oughta be good): How?

Student: So there was this big flood and it wiped out all the dinosaurs and the bad people because they weren't allowed on Noah's Ark. Only certian animals and Noah's Family were allowed and the dinosaurs and sinners weren't.

Me pursing my lips trying not to roll my eyes: Alrighty then! Lets start Mallet Madness!

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Conversation 2: In a noisy music room while students were getting settled at the beginning of class.

Girl Student with pretty blue hair: Miss. B, I need to sit in the front today. I have lost my glasses!

Me: Oh my, Do you have an idea where they may be? Like at home or some place here at school?

Girl: They're at home, I know they are. You see my family practices a form of Witchcraft and my mom is pretty sure that the faries took them!

Me wondering if I had heard her correctly: Oh Ok! Will you be able to get them back?

Girl: Yeah...we just have to gift the faries with something shiny!

Me without missing a beat: Well alright then I hope y'all are successful...do you want to just be at this front station today?

Girl: Yeah! Thanks!

Me thinking: Did I just hear her correctly? Well, I have to accommodate all religions...so alright ...whatever...not my business...

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