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Me: *walking up to the cash register with a large bouquet of roses, and the finest selection of Belgian chocolate* โHappy wife, happy life.โ
The Cashier: โHaha, in the dog house then?โ
Me: โNo, I just love my wife very much.โ
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malkinisms replied to your post โIdk why I bother to wear anything besides black, I always spill shit on...โ
spill it, i lick it off for you ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
I know youโre being sexy, but all I can think of is you like cramming the collar of my shirt into your mouth while Iโm wearing it, to try and get the spaghetti sauce off.ย
Interviewer: โAnd where do you see yourself in five years?โ
Me: โFlat chested, wearing an ugly pair of pajama pants, fuzzy slippers, and nothing else. I am in the kitchen, cooking a truely massive pot of spaghetti, while an apple sharlotka cools on the counter. My future wife (current gf) is sitting on a chair nearby, also wearing comfy looking pajamas, and doing whatever crafty thing has caught her fancy lately. We have a geriatric rescue dog, who is fat and happy and spoiled rotten. The cat is dozing on the windowsill. The second intermission of a hockey game is on in the back ground. We both mercilessly mock whoever is doing the play by play analysis. Neither of us hate our jobs.โ
@malkinisms Lmao I was. And to add insult to injury they were in my fucking pocket.
My gf: *breathes* Me: ๐ญ๐๐โค๏ธ๐ฏ๐๐ป๐
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Me, pestering @malkinisms: "๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐?????????????????????????????"
Part of me always kinda wants to be like โMY GF IS BETTER THAN YOUR GF" bc she literally is.
Sheโs amazing and wonderful and I love her so much, but also I donโt want to belittle or insult any women.
Even though they all are, technically, not as great as my girlfriend.
malkinisms replied to your post: I feel like in order to make it through the next 4...
both. both is good.
How can I do shots in a coma though?
