#makeoutmarrymurdermonday

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the #stabbiest one of all??? 🖤 Was that the question of the day? Maybe. Alright fine, tell me what classic you’d love to murder!!! 🖤 We all have that one classic that we HATED!!! Whether it was because we were forced to endure reading it, or had to analyze it to the point of stabbing our eyes out, or just plain hated it, we all have that horror story. For me, that classic is Moby Dick. I hated that book. It took me AGES to get through it. I was bored to tears and to this day, can barely remember most of it, since I’m pretty sure I blacked out and repressed the entire ordeal. It was that traumatic for me 😂 needless to say, I’d love to murder that book. Or enjoy some dark retellings. Or maybe not. I don’t know, I’m still fairly traumatized. 🖤 When it comes to dark retellings, generally the rule is the darker the better. Especially when the original is generally viewed as super cheerful. On today’s, #makeoutmarrymurdermonday I’ve taken some of my fave dark side classics to subject to the #stabnanigans mayhem. It is #stabbymonday and these #stabbybooks are the #stabbiest! Perfect for these spooky October vibes. 🖤 Speaking of #stabby please tell me you saw @bookwnoname stabby post today! Complete with stabbing props and girls who definitely know how to sharpen their own knives. Just go follow her already!!! (at Land of Oz) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo9nkJZlN2m/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vddbb7cz2gzw

If you had to choose a vampire to turn you, who would it be??? ☠️ Hands down, either Pam or Eric. Preferably Eric, but I’d chill with Pam for eternity too. I would NOT want Lestat to turn me. He seems a bit too high maintenance for me. Maybe Armand 🤔 but ONLY if Pam and Eric were unavailable. Also, I’d wait for them to decide to turn me, if timing was an issue. I mean, what’s a few years when we have forever?! ☠️ It’s nearly October and I couldn’t resist celebrating a little early! We’re vamping it up on today’s #makeoutmarrymurdermonday and throwing some wooden stakes around the coffin. Dangerous, I know 😂 come see which vampires live and which vampires get turned to dust. There’s also some kissing, if you’re into some undead action. Spoiler alert: I am 😂😂😂 ☠️ Is @bookwnoname doing a #stabbybook rec for this #stabbymonday ??? I guess you’ll have to go check out her post and see!!! ☠️⚔️☠️ https://www.instagram.com/p/BoHVpZzlr5z/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4a1fcuczpj3b

🎶 It’s just another stabby Monday 🎶 I may have taken a few liberties with those lyrics ⚔️ It’s our last day on the beach and we don’t want to go home. I’m considering googling squatter rights and saying to hell with the consequences 😂 kidding. Or am I 🤔 I’ll tell you one thing, I could definitely get used to this life! ⚔️ I did manage to post on my blog #makeoutmarrymurdermonday and since beach life is my fantasy, I decided to match up some pretty dreamy fantasy books for our game today. Go check it out, and tell me who you would choose! ⚔️ And don’t forget to go by @bookwnoname for her own#stabbybooks recommendation! It’s a favorite of both her and her fictional daughter, so you know it’s a good one 😂😂😂 (at Oceanside, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnkAD_XHyGW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16l2009tsvmcd

If instead of wishes a genie granted you the ability to visit three book worlds, which would you choose??? 🧞‍♀️ Hands down I’m going to Hogwarts. No question, no hesitation there. And then, probably Star Wars. There’s a lot there to explore and get into some Jedi trouble. But the last 🤔🤔🤔 Maybe Middle Earth. Say what’s up to Legolas. And the hobbits. Always say hello to the hobbits! 🧞‍♀️ I am undecided on how stabby I feel today. On the one hand, it’s Monday. On the other, it’s a holiday. But I don’t really work a traditional schedule so all that means is I don’t get any mail and the bank is closed. And also children are running amuck at ungodly hours instead of being corralled to the learning instruction of their choice. So, pretty stabby after all 😂 today’s #makeoutmarrymurdermonday post is live on my blog! Come stop by and see who lives, who dies, and who gets all the fun!!! (at Agrabah) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRKh3oFFe7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1iqkl2ztfcy50

Do you have a favorite retelling??? What fairy tale do you wish had more retellings??? 📚 It’s a very Monday Monday. It isn’t terrible, but everything just feels SO Monday today!!! It’s good that I’ve added some standby fun to my week, because these posts are probably the only things that make Monday bearable. 📚 Today, for #makeoutmarrymurdermonday I went with a dark retelling theme. Strings is a dystopian take on Pinocchio which, not only is unique and original, but really well done! I love the dystopian worlds that @davidestesbooks creates. And if you love deliciously dark and devious, meet @authorchristinahenry her writing gives my black heart all the quivers!!! I also really liked the unique spin in Hunted. There are a lot of beauty and the beast stories out there, so finding one that feels different always feels like a win! Come see who gets what on my blog! Link in my bio. 📚 I’m off to see if @bookwnoname has posted her #stabbybooks recommendation for the day! If you don’t follow her, what are you even doing with your life??? https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm_eBkpFcBK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=i78x8pl2k68

If you had to be a zombie, what zombie world would you choose??? 🧟‍♀️ This is a tough choice. I mean, being a zombie is not an ideal choice. Obvs. So I’d probably want to be a zombie that has *some* brain function. Like in Warm Bodies. Or pride prejudice and zombies. Or, and I admit I haven’t read it, but the title and cover delight me, my life as a white trash zombie. I think I need to read that Book... 🧟‍♀️ My post for today’s #makeoutmarrymurdermonday is, yup, you guessed it, all about the z-z-zombies! Which, considering Monday does lurk and lurch and scare the pants off of us, like a zombie AND we all generally feel like zombies, these books feel appropriately fitting all around. Go check out my choices and then tell me who you choose!!! Live on the blog, link in my bio 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ https://www.instagram.com/p/BmtQjD_F8GL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1g8nwyvy7qdnc

Today is definitely a #stabbymonday ⚔️ 🖤 ⚔️ I didn’t sleep very well, so I woke up with a MASSIVE headache. Which is fitting because it’s Monday and now I’m REALLY in the mood to #stabstabstab as my official/unofficial candle mascot is ordering me too. I also have to do laundry which doesn’t help the stabbing situation... ⚔️ 🖤 ⚔️ But #stabby feelings aside... Monday also means (trumpets please) that it’s time for #makeoutmarrymurdermonday 🙌🏻 live on my blog, link in my bio. Today, I’ve really done a number on myself by choosing three of my favorite #stabbybooks 🔪 why do I keep doing this to myself?! 😫 hopefully for your entertainment! ⚔️ 🖤 ⚔️ First QOTD: play the game with me!!! Who do you #makeout #marry #murder today??? Second QOTD: favorite stabby book???

Almost forgot to post today 😳😳😳😳😳 I feel that #makeoutmarrymurdermonday is super appropriate given we’re in New York, which feels like a very #stabby city 😂😂😂 @bookloverscoffee took over my blog today for this very special edition!!! Shelly was very enthusiastic about the murdering this week 😂😂😂 what would your choices be??? (at New York, New York)