#stabnanigans

You’ve been kidnapped!!! The characters from your current read are on their way to rescue you. Who are they and what chance do you stand??? ⚔️ I just started #amberanddusk last night so depending on who rallies, I may have decent odds. I’d really love for Luca and Rina to come to my aid. They don’t have any legacies (power) to help but they seem a much better choice than asking either the Sinisters or Dexters for help 😬😬😬 watch @teenreadsdotcom for my upcoming review!!! ⚔️ Did I fall off the #stabbymonday train or what?! I know. But even ninjas need to lie low sometimes 😂 while this post isn’t quite my usual #stabnanigans post, I do think this trilogy is super appropriate to fit the #stabbybooks tag. I mean, they have swords on the spines!!! 🗡⚔️🗡 And this series has one of my all-time favorite quotes! “Isn’t that what stories do, make real things fake and fake things real?” 🥰 I love this gorgeous keychain that @fairyloot sent. It’s stunning! And looks so perfect hanging off the spines on my shelf. Now, I’m off to practice my sword skills. (Or do some writing, but sword skills so much better 😂) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrNvTS4HvrY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1iqexqcqjy9oa

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the #stabbiest one of all??? 🖤 Was that the question of the day? Maybe. Alright fine, tell me what classic you’d love to murder!!! 🖤 We all have that one classic that we HATED!!! Whether it was because we were forced to endure reading it, or had to analyze it to the point of stabbing our eyes out, or just plain hated it, we all have that horror story. For me, that classic is Moby Dick. I hated that book. It took me AGES to get through it. I was bored to tears and to this day, can barely remember most of it, since I’m pretty sure I blacked out and repressed the entire ordeal. It was that traumatic for me 😂 needless to say, I’d love to murder that book. Or enjoy some dark retellings. Or maybe not. I don’t know, I’m still fairly traumatized. 🖤 When it comes to dark retellings, generally the rule is the darker the better. Especially when the original is generally viewed as super cheerful. On today’s, #makeoutmarrymurdermonday I’ve taken some of my fave dark side classics to subject to the #stabnanigans mayhem. It is #stabbymonday and these #stabbybooks are the #stabbiest! Perfect for these spooky October vibes. 🖤 Speaking of #stabby please tell me you saw @bookwnoname stabby post today! Complete with stabbing props and girls who definitely know how to sharpen their own knives. Just go follow her already!!! (at Land of Oz) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo9nkJZlN2m/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vddbb7cz2gzw

If there were going to be zero negative consequences for you, what period in time would you most want to travel to??? ⚔️ If I knew I wasn’t going to be burned at the stake, or beheaded, or otherwise forced into some type of marriage or asylum, I think I’d travel to Tudor England. It was a very unstable time for everyone, but let’s be real, that was not a good time for women in general. Not a lot of history was, to be fair. But King Henry and his insane life just calls to me. I am so curious to meet Anne Boleyn. Was she the siren everyone made her out to be, or just misunderstood? Maybe I could warn her 🤔 I’d also love to see Ancient Greece. Specifically how the Trojan War ACTUALLY went down. There’s something about seeing how reality turns to legend that fascinates me. ⚔️ I didn’t stab anyone yesterday, so I hope this very #stabbybooks post makes up for it. Anything King Henry VIII is sure to involve appropriate levels of #stabnanigans and I am looking forward to reading this from the perspective of his wives. It just sounds like a #stabby good time 😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/BouEAVQFXVm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=d9gwexqt9sph

Did you guys know it’s #teenreadweek??? 📚 And what better way to kick off a week of celebrating all things #YA than with a best of list?! Oh, what’s that, I’m one of the contributors?! Clearly the list just got better 😂😂😂 📚 I know, you’re expecting Monday #stabnanigans and instead you get cheerful and snarky. What can I say? I like to keep you on your toes. In all seriousness though, I am super excited to be a part of this list since I’m in the company of some amazing bloggers! Check out the article, and give these awesome accounts some follows and hearts 💕 Link to the article in my bio!!! Thank you @shereadsdotcom for including me, and stay tuned, there may be another article coming soon..... https://www.instagram.com/p/Borih_JleYW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=806qg16fpxkj

If you were transported into a video game, what game would you want to be in??? 🕹 It’s been so long since I’ve played any video games, but I remember I used to love Ratchet and Clank. Is that around anymore?! I wouldn’t mind roaming around the oasis from Ready Player One. That world sounded pretty cool. 🕹 Speaking of virtual worlds, this week our #stabnanigans are all taking place virtually!!! We all need an escape from Monday, and diving into a completely different reality is the most extreme way to escape, for sure!!! I tried to make a joystick with the books plugged in, but I’m not sure it’s obvious 🤔 anyway, these books manage to be #stabby in their own way! Find out who gets smooched, who gets hitched, and who loses a life on my blog! And tell me who you would choose!!! 🕹 My #murder senses are tingling in anticipation of @bookwnoname #stabbybooks recommendation today! Every since we started #stabbymonday I have to admit, Monday’s suddenly don’t feel *quite* so bad. Funny what a little stabbing can do 🤣🤣🤣 (at ＶＩＲＴＵＡＬ ＰＬＡＺＡ) https://www.instagram.com/p/BmbNfxslEY0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=v2pnwmd8nmd7