#makemeaplotdevice

I don’t want it to be about my life or what could have been, but by what I can do as a plot device in other fanfics. I’ll be with the author in spirit! I want my soul to be forever wandering through fandoms, being summoned to play characters for plot purposes. I already have name ideas! (I will be accepting more. These r just my favorite ones)

Female: Jade, Rose, Melody, Zoe, or Evelyn

Male: Evan, Oliver, Noah, Theodore, or Ethan

You need a rumor spread? I’m on it.

I’m Noah, a Weten Ogen who notices the Grimm works for the Prince (professionally) and the Wesen community takes it as them dating. Im Melody, the security guard who overhears SI employees in the cafeteria wondering if a ghost lives in the building or and assures them that SI is not haunted, it’s probably just Mr stark’s intern, and accidentally starts the rumor that Peter is Tony’s son.

You need to establish that everyone already knows what XYZ are trying to hide (from themselves? Eachother?). Let em help.

I’m Zoe, the Stark Industries intern who came back from lunch to find her notes corrected with a blue glitter pen and heard shuffling in the ceiling. I’m Theo, the panicking Blutbad teen Nick rescues until he smells Monroe on him and relaxes, thinking the elder Blutbad claimed the Grimm and marked him safe. I’m Evie, the single mother who assumes Firefighters Diaz & Buckley are together. I’m Ethan, the coffee shop worker who sees Chloe walk in after years of Lucifer getting coffee for both of them and asks about her husband.

You need someone to meet? I got you.

I’m Melody, the little girl Derek found, who got separated from her pack after following a critter and got lost in the forest. I’m Evelyn, the Pflichttreue who helpfully points Detective Burkhardt in the right direction. Im Rose, the witch who curses Arthur with something only Merlin can cure. Im Theodore, a tsunami survivor the 118 sees on the news talking about how Buck saved him and how he seemed really worried about what his husband would say because he brought their kid to the pair.

Time travel? Crossovers? I’m here to help.

I’m Rosie, the hexenbiest who sends Nick back to his 18th birthday durring his trip into the other world where everyone died.

You need funds? I got you.

I’m Oliver, the biological Father who died when XYZ was a child, leaving him to inherit everything once he came of age. I’m Rose, the lonely grandmother who no one else visits. I’m Evelyn, the childless aunt who left everything to XYZ. I’m Ethan, the rich guy whose life you just saved. I’m Jade, the criminal XYZ is getting a bounty for capturing. I’m Noah, the shapeshifter who got stuck in crow form and brings shiny things for housing me.

I’d also be down with being and animal for plot purposes. 👀👀👀

I can be the stray cat that sneaks into the Arthur’s chambers and because Merlin forgot to feed me that morning. The Snake that escaped the zoo and found my way to hogwarts to make Harry’s parsletongue abilities central to the plot. The raccoon that passed Danny with a Steve’s shiny badge, the navy seal hot on its heels. The docile ancient dragon that shouldn’t exist but leads Hiccup where you want him to be. I’m the kitten Levi is feeding that makes everyone realize he’s secretly a softly.

You need two people to get together? I got you.

I’m a dog that continues to lead Stiles to Derek, even though dogs don’t naturally like werewolves. I’m John’s Macaw that keeps stealing Steve’s things and bringing them to Danny or vice versa. I’m Sean’s Old police dog that hates everyone but Nick.

You need a crossover? I’m there.

I’m the Owl that delivers a botched portkey that brings Harry to Berk or Aot. I’m the Flerken that was ate magical artifacts from different universes, rendering me capable of crossing universes.

Time travel? Sign me up.