I AM KNEE SLAPPING RN

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I AM KNEE SLAPPING RN

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my toxic trait is thinking i could pull matt sturniolo if given the opportunity
Matt Sturniolo x Reader
Summary: It’s been two years and Y/N is greeted by a ghost of the past.
Warnings/Notes: Use of Y/N, mild cussing
Requested? No!
(Music rec for this story is ‘Coffee’ by Chappell Roan)
part 1
Coffee (Part 2 of ‘Know It’s For The Better)
Los Angeles. The place I was determined to leave behind had now become my home. After scoring a job as a writer on a Netflix series, I had to relocate from Boston back to the place I swore I would never return to again.
“Order for Y/N?” The barista calls as I make my way up to the counter to retrieve my coffee.
“Thank you.” I smile, accepting my flat white and returning to my computer in the corner.
I sigh, looking at the blank screen in front of me. I was stumped; I had to write a rough script by 9:00 am tomorrow, or I could kiss my dream job goodbye. How was I supposed to write a long lost love reunion when I was clearly lacking in the romance department in my daily life?
As if the false God themself heard my thoughts, a voice pulled my attention away from the dauntingly blank screen. “Y/N?”
I look up to see none other than the man I left a mere two years ago, Matt Sturniolo.
I feel my face lose its color as I stare back at the man I once loved. ‘Damn you, universe’
“Matt,” I say, my voice catching slightly. “hi.”
“Hi.” He returns my awkward smile. “Mind if I sit?”
I merely nod at the chair as I study his features. Tattoos now sprawl out sparingly across his left arm, his stubble growing in slightly. His hair longer than usual, as his blue eyes seem a bit more dull than I once remembered.
“Fancy seeing you here.” He finally speaks, breaking me from my trance.
“Oh…um, yeah.” I say, motioning towards my computer. “Duty calls.”
“I understand that.” He says, offering me a genuine smile. “How’ve you been?”
I pause. Should I tell him the truth? About how much I had missed him, longed for his touch? Reminisced about our time shared together?
“I’ve been okay.” I say. “And you?”
Matt thinks for a moment. “I’ve been good.”
I force a smile. “Always great to hear.”
“So, a big shot Netflix writer, huh?” Matt questions. “I always knew you were destined for great things.”
“Wait, you knew about that?” I ask.
Matt smiles, and I see the boy I had fell in love with; my Matty. “Of course I did.” He says. “I told you I’d wait forever.”
I shake my head. “Matt-” He cuts me off.
“I know, I know.” He dismisses me. “That’s not a conversation for now. What do you have going on later? Chris and Nick would love to see you.”
I glance back at my blank screen. Should I agree to this? To put myself back in reaching distance of the man who had never put me before anything? “Well, truthfully, nothing.” I say, closing my laptop to rid myself of the teasing blank screen.
“Oh, cool!” Matt says, seeming surprised at my response. “Here, I’ll text you our address. Same number, right?”
I was surprised he still had my number. “Um, yeah.” I smile.
Matt quickly typed on his phone as my phone dings to signal a text.
“Just swing by whenever.” Matt says. “Nick and Chris are gonna lose their shit.”
I laugh. “I bet so.”
“Speaking of,” Matt says, standing. “I’d better get back with their muffins or they’ll probably kill me.”
I let out a small chuckle. “Yeah, probably.”
“Oh and Y/N?” Matt says.
“Hm?”
“It was really good seeing you again.” Matt smiles before walking away.
Part 3…?
if you listen closely, you can hear mariah carey defrosting.
if i see one more thing about chris and madison i’m actually gonna lose my shit. god forbid chris or matt talk to someone of the opposite gender because that MUST mean they’re dating! it actually makes me so sick, it’s unreal. and y’all wonder why they don’t share much of their personal lives because they’re scared of the psycho fans out there. and let’s not forget that madison is also in a 3 year long relationship.
this is just like the matt and julia ernst thing. i’m so done.
#rantover

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If that’s actually you in the pictures then you wouldn’t pull Matt. You aren’t his type
did he tell you that or…?
get a fucking grip. realistically speaking, i know i’m not pulling matt. at least i can separate delusion from reality, unlike some fans. it’s literally the middle of the day, get back to class.
how am i supposed to marry anyone that isn’t matt sturniolo? this is actually concerning.
ugly ass bitch
let’s hear it for anonymous everyone!