#majestydia

WHAT WAS YOUR:

1. last beverage = coffee

2. last phone call = it was a mistake so idk who it was

3. last text message = from a raging feminist wpp group

4. last song you listened to = 505 - Arctic Monkeys, or Oblivion - Bastille, not sure

5. last time you cried = I have no idea, but it was probably last week?

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. dated someone twice = lol no

7. been cheated on = nope

8. kissed someone & regretted it = this is like my kissing resume

9. lost someone special = yes

10. been depressed = no

11. been drunk and threw up = been drunk but never thrown up 

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

black, navy, gray (i must be fun at parties) 

IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:

15. Made a new friend =  yes 

16. Fallen out of love = didn't fall in to begin with so

17. Laughed until you cried = everyday probably (i'm a dork)

18. Met someone who changed you = yes!

19. Found out who your true friends are = most def.  

 20. Found out someone was talking about you = no?

21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list = unfortunately 

GENERAL:

22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life = probably more than half, but i'm not too sure

24. Do you have any pets = a dog, lola

25. Do you want to change your name = never 

27. What time did you wake up today = 6:15 a.m.

28. What were you doing at midnight last night =  reading or drawing

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = to be rich? seriously it's taking too long

30. Last time you saw your Mother = sunday

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = my bank account. add some zeros

32. What are you listening to right now = people typing 

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? = No, not really a valid name in my country

34. What’s getting on your nerves right now = my lack of headphones

35. Most visited webpage = tumblr

36. Blood type = o negative

37. Nickname = sib, sibs, sissi (all 'si's pronounced like 'cee')

38. Relationship Status = single  

39. Zodiac sign = virgo

40. Pronouns = dork 

41. Elementary = it was okay

42. High School = i met my friends so it was cool but also other people were shit so... it was okay

43. College = COOL 

44. Hair color = black

45. Long or short = somewhere in between

46. Height = 5’i'mshort

47. Do you have a crush on someone? = no i'm the ice queen bow down 

48. What do you like about yourself? = my smile (am i a white boy flirting?)

50. Tattoos = i don't have the tits for that m'am

 51. Righty or lefty = righty but if we're talking political stands leftyyy

52. First surgery = haven’t had one

53. First piercing = ears

54. First best friend =  diulia. we sill talk, but nm (still love her though)

55. First sport you joined = HAHSDHAH thats funny yo 

56. First vacation = i really don't know because my parents were just all over the place when i was little? some beach in Brazil probs 

58. First pair of trainers = what the heck mate, how am i supposed to know

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating = nothing but i'm v hungry tbh

60. Drinking = nothing 

61. I’m about to = go eat bc i'm v hungry tbh remember??? 

62. Listening to = some guy walk into the lab with squeaky shoes. it's 2014 for fucks sake

63. Waiting for = money

64. Want kids? = nah

65. Get Married? = maybe idk

66. Career? = can i just be an angry feminist and earn money from that

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes = ugh both

68. Hugs or kisses = huuugggsss

69. Shorter or taller = always taller

70. Older or Younger = older

71. Romantic or spontaneous = spontaneous i really don't give a fuck about romance

72. Nice stomach or nice arms = veiny arms dude VEINY ARMS

73. Sensitive or loud = gimme both 

74. Hook-up or relationship = hook ups but can it be like w/ one person so i don't have to be finding things out about a different body every time? thanks

75. Trouble maker or hesitant = depends on my mood tbh

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger = my first kiss was with a stranger then never again

77. Drank hard liquor = life

78. Lost glasses/contacts = never had them 

79. Sex on first date = never but would be down for that probably

80. Broke someone’s heart = i don't think so? but it's possible given my blunt dismissive nature

81. Had your own heart broken = i was 12 shut up

82. Been arrested = nah

83. Turned someone down = yeah 

84. Cried when someone died = yes

85. Fallen for a friend = never. i'm so fucking lucky

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself = HELL YA

87. Miracles = no

88. Love at first sight = no

89. Heaven = no

90. Santa Claus = i like to think so but nah

91. Kiss on the first date = yeah

92. Angels = no

well that was big