Mailchimp, we salute you!
As you might know, we started using Mailchimp last year, and they have been so good for us. We wanted to share some of the limericks that have been included on our email blasts-because WE ARE PROUD OF OUR LIMERICK WRITING!
There once was a chimp who did mail With a keen eye on every detail So easy to program Hell, pronouns be damned This organization won’t fail There still is a band called THEY MIGHT BE Who had troubles although they were brightly Then the chimp got their mail Once again THEY are hale And that is to put it politely Mailchimp can help you steer clear Make the complex suddenly clear Chaos is stressing Organization’s a blessing The ape can process our fear Living large with the chimp You're in charge with the chimp No delays easy days Mailchimp Mailchimp Mailchimp You’ve been tasked with a main and side hustle With both, it can feel like a tussle But when odd jobs bring pain What will help you keep sane? Oh, it is Mailchimp's practical muscle I once met an ape in a sweater Who told me I'd soon be a debtor "Forgo all the scrimps And get with the chimp They’re not just faster. They're better" A MAILCHIMP STANDS AT THEIR STATION ON ALERT ON BEHALF OF THE NATION PERHAPS BLEARY EYED PERHAPS LIGHTLY FRIED THESE APES WON’T TAKE A VACATION
