#magicgrrl

I actually sat here shouting “WHERE DO I FUCKING START!?” internally at myself. So I’ll just go by games.

In General: - Leaves the essence of their creation and being, the Triforce where war, strife, and countless die trying to fight for this. - Scatters items meant “for the hero chosen” by them, never hands them to him.

Pre-Skyward Sword: - Hylia, presumed demigod assigned to keep watch over humans instead of Golden Goddesses. - Due to her failure of completely defeating the Demon Lord, demote her to human status. - Sent the humans into the Sky along with the Triforce. Not a terrible plan in hindsight but it has repercussions further along the timeline.

Skyward Sword: - Leaves messages left for the hero “at the edge of time” meant to only be seen at certain points. Meaning they knew what would happen beforehand.  - Forces the hero to face several, enduring trials at the risk of splintering his own soul. - Forces the vessel and reincarnation of Hylia, Zelda on the task of reawakening and then slumbering FOR A THOUSAND YEARS and for what??? - Still has to prove his worth despite being chosen by them LONG before he was born into this world.

Twilight Princess: - Gives Ganondorf the Triforce of Power, just cause. - Keep in mind this action caused the death of a Sage.

Wind Waker: - Flooded all of Hyrule as a solution to Ganondorf’s onslaught when the people had no hero.  - Then told the Hyruleans to simply thrive on the mountain tops so they wouldn’t die by THE GREAT FLOOD.  - This also in explicitly killed off the Zora due to change in climates and increase in salt water (which makes no sense Nintendo but whatever). Thus their descendants, the Ritos took their place.

Oracle of Ages/Season: - Sends the hero to a distant land with vague mentions on saving a land. Just BOOM there you go, have fun. - Also have oracles to act in their steed. Could also be reincarnations of the goddesses being lazy shits while the hero has to save the world they created.

Pre A Link to the Past: - Solution to several seeking “the golden power” aka their essence, the Triforce is to seal Skyloft in another dimension. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SURPRISE YOU. - It’s WAR. Ala The Golden War, where thousands die and Ganon rose into power. 

A Link to the Past: - Did I mention their solution was to put Skyloft in another dimension? Cause when Ganon rose to power, he turned the land around it into the Dark World or Dark Realm. For that matter....

Ocarina of Time: - Could be Pre- ALttP talk but the Dark Realm are remnants of Hyrule so....