#magical...

thinking about uzui tengen is so embarrassing and i have no idea why. he's just so,,, intimidating. handsome. intimidating. i dunno what it is about him,,, i dont know why i feel this particular way about this particular fictional character...

,,,i like the thought of him being mean, though.,,,

uzui tengen with a demon!reader who has explosive demonic powers? fighting you. subduing you so fucking easily and making fun of you n taking you with him instead of killing you. "that kamado boy... his sister was accepted. why shouldn't this be?,,," in his own fucked up way, keeping you alive, threatening to kill you every other second with his actions as a reminder that he can easily hurt you - "c'mere, i wanna try something,,," ends up fucking you, repeatedly bruising your slowly healing body,,, "ohh holy shit, you pervert. you like this ?!!",, thought about this concept with like. retired uzui defeating you specifically. eyepatch uzui...

treating you like the literal dirt on hiz zōri,,,, "don't look at him, he's not worthy for your gaze." telling his wives to pay you no mind. to ignore you,,, petting you, making a true mockery of you,,, this has never been my thing, but i think it goes well...

ㅡalso thinking something with a generally nice demon reader?? who's like tamayo, released from the influence of muzan... who doesn't drink on the normal human blood? animal blood. a very,,, very special case ,,,, thinking, holy shit why doesnt everyone do this? then we'd be less hunted... right? and being hunted. by uzui tengen...

whyyy in the first place? you're not suspicious at all... but you're one of the many demon scents lingering around the town. holy shit he's fast. screaming for help wouldn't help, would it? maybe it would, these townspeople are nice... but you have no idea about him,,, would he sacrifice the townspeople to get the job done? no,,, right??

ㅡclaymore wielding pillar!reader.!!??? uzui getting fucked up drunk with the new guy he deems flamboyant and flashy enough for his friendship?!

"three! three beautiful wives. and you?! do you have any women?!" unsure of why you were talking so loudly, and following in suite instinctively. your thoughts tell him all he needs to know, but hearing you say it - "no! i like men!" you tell him, no spouses yet!!with a great big smile plastered on your face, cheering - clinking your glass with his before downing the rest. incredible !! incredible... incredible hips... hmm... boisterous, reminiscent of kyojuro... hmm...