#magic dad

Stephen: Well, I'm no doctor . . .

Peter:

Nobody told me Supreme Family was A Thing™? Why????

Stephen helps Peter obey his curfew.

If he's in the middle of patrol at 11:58, a portal will suddenly open up in front of him and he'll find himself swinging into his room by 11:59.

Tony is not amused.

Stephen: "What? You want him in by twelve, I get him in by twelve, what's the problem?"

Tony gets frustrated and the fastest way to calm him down is to fluster him (which Stephen is very good at).

Peter has been complaining for months about an unfair teacher that hates him, and then report cards come in.

Straight A's in all his classes, except that teacher's, even though Peter did all the work and knows all the material.

The High Maintenance Dad Duo™ is absolutely not having it.

Stephen goes down to the school and spends no less than three (3) hours correcting every factual inaccuracy the teacher has ever said in his life.

Tony calls the principal/superintendent/any higher-up in the school system and has him fired within hour 1, but still listens as Magic Husband goes off on his ass.

The cloak has a serious interest in Peter's happiness.

It'll go with Peter to any convention or other Nerd Gathering™ as a part of Peter's cosplay.

If someone tries to pick Peter's pocket while he's busy soaking up all the cool stuff everywhere, it will smack the hand away and Peter is none the wiser.

Peter will fall asleep on his homework or whatever he's working on in the lab, and no matter how far away it is, the cloak will zoom to Peter to drape around his shoulders.

Approximately twenty-one (21) windows and seven (7) priceless artifacts at the sanctum have been broken this way.

If Tony or Stephen is already there with a blanket ready, the cloak will physically fight them to get to Peter first.

Stephen does something similar with Tony. He doesn't get why Tony calls him a hypocrite for chastising the cloak.

Tony tries to cook, Peter has been reliant on learning from May’s cooking, and without magic Stephen is liable to lose a finger chopping veggies; these three get take out often.  

That isn’t to say they never cook together; if cooking is done it’s always together.  The food is usually tasty enough but it’s usually the funny moments from start to plating that make dinnertime great.  

Tony offers to make Stephen something for his hands similar to Rhodey’s leg braces.  His offer is politely refused.

Stephen does a variety of needlework as a kind of fine motor skill therapy.  Peter and Tony now have a variety of rune-embroidered protective clothing, outerwear, and magical hydrophobic socks.  

Peter thrives having two science dads.  

Stephen and Tony will often debate whose idea is better for a particular assignment of Peter’s, and in the end always combine them somehow anyway.

Peter often crashes on Stephen’s couch if he’s in the area late at night while patrolling. Sometimes Stephen finds the Cloak sorta swaddling the kid (funny since the Cloak usually ignores Peter in his waking hours) and just proceeds to the kitchen to make two servings of breakfast instead of one (Wong makes his own since he can be picky), texting Tony to let him and May Parker know their nephew-son-ward is safe.

Wong takes to Peter much faster than he took to Stephen; probably due to Peter being extremely polite and adorably fascinated with everything in the Sanctum.  Stephen tries not to look annoyed that Wong laughs at Peter’s silly quips more often than his own jokes.  

Peter still hasn’t figured out how to smoothly explain away how the lunchbox/textbook/bag/camera he left at the Sanctum just appeared on his desk or in his locker with a shower of sparks in case someone happens to see; thankfully no one has seen yet (even the observant MJ is conveniently never around).

Stephen and Tony are mortified that Peter doesn’t know how to actually dance for semi-/formal or social dance-inclusive functions. They have a lot of work to do before Peter goes to his first prom.  Leave this to them, May, they killed all the galas.  

Okay so they need to teach him to tie a few different knots for ties, no problem.  

Nope, no you are not wearing that shirt or those shoes with that tie and pocket square, they’re going shopping.

Who needs doctor’s appointments when your magic dad is a doctor?  Still Peter because once Stephen took on a role even mildly resembling a father figure, he succumbed to the parental disease of freaking out over the weakest cold just because it’s his kid that’s sick.  No groans are stifled when bed rest and forty bottles of water are given on ‘doctor’s orders’.  

Stephen and Peter know all the best food places in Manhattan and Queens respectively, and they drag Tony everywhere when the opportunity presents itself.  

The first winter these three are acquainted, Peter tries to teach Tony and Stephen to ice skate.  Thankfully, super strength and enhanced balance come in handy when trying to teach two grown men how to stay upright on their blades.  

This household has a ridiculously eclectic music taste.

Stephen: I don’t know what I’m doing

Stephen: no Tony, we already agreed on Pho.

Peter: dads, please.

Tony: that was earlier. I want shawarma now.

Stephen: well I want Pho.

Tony: Pho sucks.

Peter: Dads... please?

Stephen: what-? How dare you? Shawarma sucks!

Who would be interested in doing a SupremeFamily Week?

I've been considering starting a Supreme Family week (IronStrange + Spiderman) event, but I'd rather find out if there would be people interested in entering before I go through all the work putting the event together.

If I do put one on it would be some time in October, and like all Fandom week events it'll be a Daliy Prompt based event.