#magiant

The Skaian Magicant is a weird location in SBURB. Technically speaking, it is outside time and space. Yes, that was read correctly. Additionally, there is no official entrance, no mention of it in-game (besides weird consorts being charitably cryptic), and can accurately be pinned down all over the Incipisphere, and beyond.

It is bullshit.

HOW TO GET IN

I will once again, say that there is no official way to get in, really. That’s because it randomly makes entryways in. And these entryways will be everywhere. Dream Moons, your Land, meteors, even your Dwelling Spire, including places that were original, or made. This implies that it actively alters things, and may hold sentience. But we don’t care about sentient things, we’re Sages, walk right in there.

The entryways are portals that lead to the Magicant. And they are invisible portals on walls, floors, and ceilings. And there is no way to just look at a portal and know (unless you’re a Void, Space, Witch/Mage, or possibly Seer character). The easiest way to find them is by accident. Alternatively, shine lights or get a spray can, and swing it everywhere. Portals don’t render light, and the paint will go through. The first method is highly recommended, as the spray-paint method will make a mess of your Land (your Denizen will punish you for this), your friend’s Land (they’ll demand you clean it), Dream Moons (loss of Reputation, Authority Regulators will fine you, Royalty will shun you until it’s cleaned, and some Agents will enact Disproportionate Retribution. And Jack Noir will stab you, but that’s no surprise), and the paint that gets portalized will either settle at the floor of the portal, or it will glitch out and spray paint at high velocity EVERYWHERE! It’s actually kinda funny. Apparently, the Sylph and Smith of one of my sessions were having a moment in the Magicant, I was testing the Spray-Paint Theory, and they got assaulted by the gallon. They were so mad.

Then they tried to make me apologize with force, I told them to shove off, and things got unfunny.

It got funny again when I sprayed them in the eyes and they trashed the joint trying to blast me.

Another method of finding the Magicant is via Sleep Drifting. A lot of people keep their Dreamselves asleep for awhile  before waking them in the hopes that the Dreamself will have found the Magicant, and they can find the portal by exiting.

Okay, What’s In There?

All kinds of cool shit.

First and foremost, the Skaian Magicant is outside SBURB’s code, so no monsters, no need to roleplay, nothing like that. Absolute safety, and comfort.

As for what is physically inside, multiple rooms with beds. Weird clocks. A couple of which have aspect symbols (DON’T EVEN BREATH ON THEM), and a couple of shout-outs to Earthbound (despite the name itself being a reference). There’s also an Alchemiter, Totem Lathe, Cruxtruder, and Punch Designix. All in all, it’s a VERY good base of operations. Most game constructs can’t perceive it (with one very, very special exception), so why you aren’t using it as a lobby more often is a mystery to my ass.

The only reason I’m not using the Magicant is because I haven’t found a way in. And I’m afraid of glitches. My session is dying, so I worry if the Magicant may be dying too. As we know, in Void sessions, Angels get a lot more restless, and so do the Others. And considering the Magicant is all weird, I think if I even did find a door, opening it would lead to walking into a humongous HorrorTerror/Angel Orgy. The two corruptions negate each other, but I don’t want to take any risks, as Orgies may be exempt fro the rules.

Пью кофе, к сожалению. У Кристиана в кабинете чая не оказалось, а я принесла с собой только кружку. Моретти попросил последить за его крокодилами, пока он какие-то дела за пределами Маджианта решит. Пришлось согласиться, конечно, в обмен на то, что я смогу сына навестить, выключив при этом телефон и не отвечая на смс каждую секунду.