#magblurbs

Situation: Hansuke just fucked up Real Bad

Archer (Knows he fucked up bad even though he didn't tell him) Oh, sir. Just the man I was looking for! So happy to see you Casanova. How you doing pal? Holding up good Lightning? Got a moment?

Hansuke (Knows he knows because he Always Fucking Knows): Haahaaaa heyyyyy thunderrrr... good to see you man, but uh, I'm kinda busy right nowww (skittering away) sooo I'll see you later! Party and drinks tonight at the Zanara, right? haha

Archer: (Smiling and going after him) C'mon now your Majesty, surely you got a second. I just needed to talk to you. (Face suddenly gravely serious) Alone.

Hansuke: (Scared) Ohhhh Actually . I think I'm good. I'll see you in a second yeah bossman? Don't worry about it— (Calling the elevator with building desperation and then trying to close it faster than he can get in)

Archer: (Holding elevator door open with his bare fucking hands???) Hansuke Katagawa. We will talk. And we will talk right now. (gets in elevator and hits the close door button Very Calmly) (smashing that thing with his fist)

Hansuke: (I'M SO FUCKED) Hahaa alright Ace . sure (Elevator slowly closes on his terrified ass face)

(In the elevator. Peppy music playing)

Archer: So. Heard about what happened. Real shame we lost that deal.

Hansuke: So it is. Where'd you, uh, even... hear, about that anyway?

Archer: (Smiles Normally and Non-threateningly) I have my sources, you know that. (Not smiling anymore) But you could've come to me with an issue like that, you know. What am I if not your right hand? Don't you trust me?

Hansuke: (Puffing up like a scared cat) You know, most guys don't feel like it's trustworthy when you stalk them and then confront them about it alone, Shadow.

Archer: My apologies then (Does not fucking mean that), but as you know, I'm here to ensure the productivity of my sector. If my sector isn't running smoothly, or if something is jamming, it's my responsibility to figure out what happened and deal with it, (Getting very close to him. get off freak) Ain't it, tiger?

Hansuke: (Puffing up More) Hey. Personal space, would you buttercup. Don't forget who you're talking to. (Still backing away)

Archer: (Backs off) Sure. But don't forget your half of our deal either, yeah champ? Wouldn't want to do that.

(Elevator door opens)

Archer: (Smiling like nothing happened and pressing Hansuke's right floor) Right, won't hold you up anymore. I'll see you around Lightning! And, y'know— (Serious again) Fix it. (Walks away, elevator door closes back up)