Feb 12, 2023
Quotes I say almost on a daily basis (part 2):
"I'm ugly and I'm proud!"
"Sounds gay. I'm in."
"I'd rather be writing."
"I wanna go home."
"Siri! I need a drink!"
"The things I do for love."
"SPEAK UP!"
"Stupid is as stupid does."
"I'm never going to financially recover from this."
"I'm going to either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car!"
"How's Madge?"
"If I can't bring my dog I'm not going!"
"Johnny 3 Tears give me strength!"
"Really? Right in front of my happy meal?!"
*spreads limbs while laying on ground* "Photosynthesis."
