#madcom headcanons

hmm ok lets see... personally i dont really like the fanon interpretation of his character as a grumpy grandpa or some reddit mod esq "im so much smarter than you" type. he can be those things, certainly, but even looking at canon material, im not totally sure where this idea came from. i could be missing something? but even then its not like a concern myself with being canon accurate LMAO

i gst to use ths fkr fun thjsgs ow. supoosedto mak me hapy whe n not killifn. ok. /hap py

{^^ “Ok. Hello. Hi. I’m Marquis. I get to use this for fun things now. It’s supposed to make me happy when not killing. Ok. /happy”}

{I am the “Doc”. I will help Marquis navigate this blog, as well as translate the things rage intends to type.}

{She’s big, not stupid. Don’t treat mag like an idiot because you see spelling mistakes, thank you.}

Keep in mind these are MY headcanons, just personal ones I keep in my heart always and forever :] I love you employers madness combat.. I love u forever and ever

This is gonna be a long one

I love the employers they are so epic and awesome

Most of these hcs kinda follow an au I'm making? I made? Idk how I feel about the au anymore lol but it still stands

I saw someone else with this hc and I'm so glad I'm not the only one but that the employers are almost angel like beings, not exactly "angels" in fact they are VERY far from that, but more so of like, angels who promise false guidance

They each have a role in what they are supposed to do and are very different from eachother personality wise, they have strong personalities that clash with one another

No one knows what the employers are, and they never reveal it, it's kind of like a way of keeping there power by having no one know who they are and where there motives lie. Although some of the employers keep that secret better than others

There little particles are also different! [By that I mean how like, Auditor kinda looks like a flame each of them have there own little thing going on] so like, Auditor is a super wild out of control flame while Stygian is a calm flowing flame, Deliberator is like a blob with little balls of ink, and the conductor almost looks like he's glitching in and out with a more blocky look

They're all are siblings. If not that they have a sibling kind of dynamic, growing up begrudgingly around eachother and having to deal with eachother for God knows how long they've been alive

From youngest to oldest I imagine it's this; Deliberator, Auditor, Stygian, and Conductor

Now to individual hcs

Auditor — I imagine she's transfem, girl boss in a suite kind of vibe yk. She fluctuates though in pronouns, she does not gaf but disrespect her and she will. Being the 2nd youngest Auditor has the most power, although by an outside viewer looking in she seems very threatening and a force not to be dealt with, I imagine she's very petty in nature and does things just to piss people off. She HATES being told what to do and will kill u just for telling her "no" because of this she's grown into such a position in which she has power over the agency. She's stubborn, ruthless, petty, and mean. She has very mixed feelings of her siblings but hates them all equally at the same time. She finds some more unbearing than others but usually Stygian and her can get along as there very similar in personality.

Deliberator — I'd like to also think she's trans but not sure where she lies between trans nonbinary or a trans women. She strictly goes by she/her. I'd like to think she's the least threatening out of the group. You'd probably see her feeding pigeons atleast once or twice. She's oblivious and curious. She isn't honestly sure of the world and likes to explore what she can. She's fairly quiet in nature though which can be frightening when looking at her as she most resembles a ghost out of all of her siblings. She's somewhat sweet though in a very odd way. She's very odd, she doesn't really know HOW to socialize with others. Out of the siblings she is byfar the less in power, which she is aware of and doesn't care for. Conductor is particularly hostile towards anyone who tries to be around Deliberator, a protective big brother of sorts to a young sister, she has a pretty okay realationship with her two other sisters though.

Stygian — Don't know what she is but she's definitely not cis. Also fluctuates in pronouns and term usage. Stygian is a very high in class person. She loves to look her best. She likes to get all glammed up and look all pretty just for herself, she's never seen without a glass of wine in her hand. Can she even drink it? No one knows. Though she is petty she is not as much as Auditor. While Auditor uses her power for intimation, Stygian uses hers for manipulation. She knows how to pick at a person and press the right buttons for them to feel bad about themselves or abide to her. She uses others insecurities to get her way and make them do all the work for her. She is VERY outwardly rude towards people and won't skip a second to make sure you know it. She is not afraid of confrontation and insulting you in front of your face. She deems herself as perfect and a person who has no flaws, therefore if you try to do it back it simply won't affect her, but that doesn't mean she WONT kill you afterwards. Stygian especially loves gossip, it's how her and Auditor get along so well. She usually drops tea at the end of the day. Stygian is fine with Deliberator, sometimes babies her alittle too much but her and Conductor have a hatred only siblings could. She pushes his buttons and he threatens her, simple as that.

Conductor — The only boy of the family, he uses he/him but honestly doesn't gaf aswell. Conductor just wants to go home man, he hates everything and everyone. He doesn't tolerate much as he gets angry very easily and it will usually end in you being thrown full force into a wall. He serves as a kind of "bodygaurd" for the others but especially towards Deliberator. He understands how oblivious she can be and as an older sibling feels like he's responsible for everyone else. He keeps them all in check and is able to get through to them very easily. He can't detect tones very well, he sounds very passive aggressive all the time but that's just cuz he doesn't understand HOW to convey anything else.

That's all I really have as of now, I may edit this in the future but that's all rn!!! If u guys have some hcs I'd love to hear them!/if u wanna hear more hcs hmu... I am full of them

Sanford has messed up teeth, fangs included!

Deimos naturally has sharp teeth

Doc is a heavy metal fan

My man is a godsent Hacker and Mechanic.

but...

give him Ikea furniture to build and he will have a meltdown.