Madagascar characters + can they make a grilled cheese?
Alex: this man Does Not Cook. he lives on take out and restaurants. he does not know how to turn on his stove. you are getting an uncooked cheese sandwich.
Marty: has a "kiss the cook" apron and sings you a little ditty while he works. he sticks a little plastic sword in the top for Flair
Gloria: she never does food halfway, she will make you a triple-decker with fancy bread and like six kinds of cheeses
Melman: he's prone to overcooking everything so the bread might be anywhere between reasonably toasty and charred black
Skipper: he is an infamously terrible cook but he has no idea. there is a raw fish flopping in your grilled cheese sandwich.
Kowalski: he invents a device to make the perfect grilled cheese and it blows up. not only do you not get a sandwich, you also lose your kitchen
Rico: he makes a truly spectacular grilled cheese: toasted just right, nice and gooey. but he eats it on his way to give it to you.
Private: he cuts off the crusts, he etches a little smiley face into the bread, and he makes you tomato soup to go with it. and he makes it with love!
Julien: he doesn't cook, he has people for that (the one time Maurice wouldn't cook for him, he set off the smoke alarm making a fruit salad)
Maurice: he'll cut off the crusts and slice it into triangles. primarily cooks for Julien who is notoriously picky and hard to please, so make sure you give him a compliment
Mort: he'd be a very good cook if he would use normal ingredients. however: he eats dog food. he eats dirt and metal. he's 100% putting a live scorpion in your sandwich.
Clover: she puts some bacon in there for Protein. she refuses to cut the crusts off and will stare you down if you don't eat them. the crusts build character
Marlene: she watches a lot of cooking shows and likes to try lots of different recipes. makes a perfectly decent sandwich but thinks she's the Chopped grand champion or something
