#machomang

FRIEND

SAD FRIEND

HAVE PUPPIES

SUCH CUTE WOW

SLEEPY PUPPY

TINY PUPPY

You need to go out here and practice your b-ball skillz with them, obviously

YOO

Nooo, it’s still warm here >.< Don’t jinx me with your unseasonal snow. (Though the forecasts say it will tomorrow |D;)

YOU WILL TAKE MY SNOW AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

snailbucket replied to your post:it is snowing in the middle of april it is snowing...

just hear those sleigh bells jinglen, ring ting tinglen toooooo

machomang replied to your post:it is snowing in the middle of april it is snowing...

lol bro

    They told us that the trip wouldn't take very long to get to our destination.  They were right.  It only took about two minutes, no more, no less.  They trained us to handle to speeds that we were breaking, the laws we were defying, the dreams that we wished would come true, and the spirits that we were lifting.  I held my breath during the countdown, and prayed to whatever kind of God might be in the clouds on Earth to protect us.  One moment, you're being weighed down like an anchor.  The next, you're a red balloon.

    My ears were hurting terribly during the flight, several people were screaming, one man almost vomited, another was trying to unbuckle his seatbelt.  If he managed to escape, it wan't going to help.  Like sardines in a can, we were packed together tightly, and no doubt that he couldn't even get out of his seat until we were signaled to do so.  I stayed calm throughout the ride, clawed onto the armrest of my chair, tensed the muscles in my neck to avoid blackout, and wished on a star that this would end soon.  Before I knew what happened; it did.

    Although I was strapped in securely, I could feel a sort of...weightlessness...rise in my throat.  With a sigh of relief and dizzy eyes, the small BEEP of the intercom system was engaged.  I didn't need any sort of announcement on where we were, because all of us already knew.

    "Ladies and Gentlemen," the pre-recorded female voice echoed "we are floating in space."

    A sigh of relief escaped my lips, and a smile stretched across my face.  After a moment, the green light above our heads glowed brightly, signaling that it was safe to unbuckle our restraints.  We were free to do as we wanted; no, I was free to do what I wanted.  Tears welled in my eyes as I used my legs to propel myself and escape into the zero-gravity environment that was our transport.  In amazement, I didn't dare to move a muscle as I floated.  Soon, my fellow passengers did the same thing.

    After some time, the captain lowered the window shields, and a large, beautiful, enormous, blue sphere with sections of green and white came into view.  This sphere was where I was born, where I lived, and where I'm going to die.  To see it before me all at once was overwhelming.  To think that the sphere was filled with hate, cruelty, violence, and destruction broke my heart on the spot.  A wise man once said "Man must rise above the Earth, to the top of the atmosphere and beyond, for only thus will he fully understand the world in which he lives."  Now, I knew exactly what it meant.

    For entertainment, music began to emanate from the speakers in the cabin, and we all agreed that the song was a good choice for the occasion.

  Wise men say only fools rush in   but I can't help falling in love with you

  Shall I stay   would it be a sin   If I can't help falling in love with you

omg girl u better do this I have hella songs for you

Man I’m so glad I deleted my account on there.. And secondlife..WOWIE WAS THAT A DOOZY

at least it’s not imvu

Imvu was terrible and died a terrible and painful death.  Its passing shall not be mourned.