#macbeths

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HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!!!! 

Does the laundry? Both. Unless one is busy on the day, they take turns.

Is more spontaneous? Gruoch. Macbeth likes to take his time to go over his choices before making a decision, even if that means planning months in advance for a weekend vacation. Gru is a take-charge-and-seize-the-day type person. If you have time and necessary resources at hand, why not?

Gets up in the middle of the night to deal with the baby crying? Both, unless one is exceptionally tired or sick. Kids find their mum’s voice incredibly soothing, which means either Gru will have to get up or Macbeth will bring the baby to Gru. Either way, she’ll have to get up. Dirty diapers, though, are Macbeth’s department.

Is more possessive? Macbeth. From the time they started dating.

Is most likely to fall asleep while watching a movie? Whoever of the two is tired, or bored.

Is most likely to steal the others clothes? Gruoch. Macbeth wouldn’t fit into hers, but she easily would fit into his.

Macbeths: (because i already did this for DxQ! ^^)

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: Gru. She has always been an early riser. It helps her prepare for the rest of the day.

Who’s the one to make breakfast: Both, but mostly Gru, since she’s the first one up. Macbeth, though a good cook himself, is a bit slow. Kitchen is his on weekends, on their day off and whenever Gru is in need of sleep/rest, or is just not in a mood to work and is willing to wait a LONG time for her breakfast.

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: Both. Gru reserves it for special occasions and for when she is feeling like pampering Macbeth, and Macbeth, on the few days that he gets to make breakfast for her, he serves it to her in bed.

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: Gru. Quick and efficient way to have that small burst of energy. not that a sleep tousled Macbeth looks sexy or anything nope

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: Macbeth. He believes in working at one’s own pace and taking time off to enjoy the small things in life. may be they could just lie around all day, discuss some book or poetry, or watch a movie…just be lazy together and cuddle on the couch.

Who chooses the movies: Their choices are similar, so it doesn’t make much difference whoever picks the movie

Who initiates kissing during the movie, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: Macbeth. #ForeverDistractedByHisWife The only time he can actually pay attention is when a play is in question.

Who orders lunch: Macbeth. It is the only way he can distract Gru from working at lunchtime. the other method is a little risqué for work.

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: Both.

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: Gru, whenever Macbeth cooks. She is all cuddly and kitten like when her tummy is full and sleep is beckoning.

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: Macbeth. Gru is a workaholic. She drowns herself in work, and doesn’t emerge until he pulls her away from it.

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: Both.Its a weakness for both of them, that later their little boy, Findley, inherits.

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: Neither. You don’t disrespect ice cream like that. Finish it and then click pictures! 

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Neither.

Who cooks dinner: Macbeth. She made the breakfast, is exhausted after working all day; he’ll do what he can to help her get some rest.

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: Gru. Macbeth is actually very neat when it comes to working in the kitchen, and does most of the dishes before they sit down for dinner. She finishes up whatever is left.

Who stays up until 2 reading: Macbeth. Gru is particular about her routine and doesn’t stay up till late. Macbeth, on the other hand, finds it difficult to sleep early. He stays up reading until he feels tired enough to sleep.

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: Macbeth.

behold my 21st century idiots babies!

collects rocks: Gru. Smooth rocks, coloured ones are her shiny things. She associates them with different events and memories. Macbeth deciphers her moods sometimes depending on the rock she picked up. Brightly coloured ones stand for memories that make her happy. There are jars of greyer ones that he had hidden away after Findley's birth; he never wants to see them again in his life. Sometimes he teases her about this habit of hers. She is quick to point out she started collecting the multicoloured, slightly rough ones after she met him because they reminded her of him, and smaller and brighter ones after Findley's birth. He shuts up after that. There are bowls and jars of such rocks randomly placed throughout their home; the smaller ones on the dinner table and living room shelf for Findley who has only recently picked up his mother's habit, but is not as refined at not putting them in his mouth.

takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep: Macbeth. Gru is rather adorable in her sleep. and braids make good fake moustaches His favourite is the one of her sleeping partially reclined against the headboard with Findley dozing in her lap.

gets drunk and breaks shit: Both, but only before Findley's birth. Macbeth would try to carry an equally drunk Gruoch and end up breaking something that really shouldn't have been there; he has no idea why Gru keeps rearranging his apartment! (Oh, it's hers too! Never mind he'll replace the vase.)

can’t swim: Macbeth. Seriously, he hates how Gru loves swimming like she was born in water. He never really understood the appeal. And it's not like he can't swim at all; he can manage to perfectly well, thank you very much. He just hates it.

remembers to feed the fish: Gru. Its actually very soothing, and if she left it to her boys, Macbeth would probably forget, lost in his own thoughts as he tends to be, and Findley would dump the whole box at once to keep the fishy happy.

puts up Christmas decorations in November: Both. They start after Thanksgiving, though. Tree, wreaths, tinsel etc., is his department, while lights and colour coordination is hers. Her clever placement and usage of candles gives an ethereal touch to everything, something that he admires and always attaches with Gruoch.

sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting: Both. It started out as him trying to catch her attention while she was discussing something with the backstage volunteers and he only wanted to tell her about his costume. She discreetly read his texts, responded to them in her own cheeky way but her expression remained neutral, something that made him want to test his ability at making her blush with his texts. SnapChats is her way of extracting revenge. And well, it isn't easy finding time alone with an overenergetic toddler trying to turn their home upside down.

makes Sims just to drown them in the pool: Macbeth. Gru isn't one for computer games. He only plays it once in a while, and mostly with Findley's squeals and giggles directing his moves. The boy finds some special joy in making his dada's Sims drown.

brings the other coffee at work: Both. It helps that usually they are working together. Whenever one thinks the other is in need of a break, they just make two mugs of coffee and walk up to the other. Gru is a bigger workaholic than him, so even when they are not working together, he finds reasons to go see her and takes coffee with him. (When they were young, it was her way of getting him to take a break).

takes gym locker room selfies: Macbeth. Just because Gru likes his photography. Nothing else.

signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class: Gru. Its a payback for the violin lessons he signed them up for in college. She hated them, but had to follow through because the instructer knew her father. Tennis lessons are for fitness and because they need some activity outside their work and boy.